Two weeks in, we’re starting to see a pretty nice divide between the good and the bad teams. Surely not all 2-0 teams are going to go on to playoff glory — I’m looking at you, Mike Shanahan — but I do feel fairly confident in saying all the 0-2 teams are going to miss the post-season. Sure, the Rams could still work their way back in a weak division, but they didn’t look very good on Monday night in a game that should have been competitive. We could see a big shakeup in our next set of rankings, as the top three teams play tough road games. In fact, there’s a decent chance that the winner of the Patriots-Bills game could be the last remaining undefeated team after Week 3.
As always, feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section. As you can tell in the comment field of each team, not even I think these rankings are perfect, but I do feel they pretty accurately represent the first two weeks of action.
| Rank | Previous | Team | Record | Week 2 | Week 3 |
| 1 | 1 | Green Bay Packers | 2-0 | W, CAR 30-23 | at CHI |
| The Pats would likely be favored on a neutral field against the Pack, but GB is still the reigning champ. | |||||
| 2 | 2 | New England Patriots | 2-0 | W, SD 35-21 | at BUF |
| They might look unstoppable early, but it’s a long season, and the Pats play in a pretty tough division. | |||||
| 3 | 6 | Houston Texans | 2-0 | W, MIA 23-13 | at NO |
| Even with fantasy monster Arian Foster in and out the lineup, the Texans look like an elite team. Well done, Wade. | |||||
| 4 | 7 | New York Jets | 2-0 | W, JAC 32-3 | at OAK |
| The best teams destroy opponents they should beat, which is what the Jets did to Luke McCown’s career as a starter. | |||||
| 5 | 8 | Detroit Lions | 2-0 | W, KC 48-3 | at MIN |
| Settle down, Lions fans. It was the Chiefs. Still, it’s hard not to be impressed by this team, especially when healthy. | |||||
| 6 | 12 | New Orleans Saints | 1-1 | W, CHI 30-12 | vs. HOU |
| Saints beat the Bears, who beat the Falcons, who beat the Eagles. Sounds good enough to make NO our top 1-1 team. | |||||
| 7 | 5 | Baltimore Ravens | 1-1 | L, TEN 13-26 | at STL |
| The Ravens likely deserve to slip a little further, but it’s hard to put them under the Steelers just one week after Week 1. | |||||
| 8 | 10 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 1-1 | W, SEA 24-0 | at IND |
| Beating the Seahawks 24-0 at home is like beating a decent team 17-14. Need to see more from Pittsburgh. | |||||
| 9 | 9 | Chicago Bears | 1-1 | L, NO 12-30 | vs. SF |
| Atlanta will pass them before long, but let’s give the Bears another week to relish that Week 1 win. | |||||
| 10 | 11 | Atlanta Falcons | 1-1 | W, PHI 35-31 | at TB |
| The Falcons won a tough, physical game at home against a Super Bowl contender, putting them back on the rise. | |||||
| 11 | 3 | Philadelphia Eagles | 1-1 | L, ATL 31-35 | vs. NYG |
| They shouldn’t have dropped this far, but we’re going to put them behind ATL after losing that Sunday night game. | |||||
| 12 | 4 | San Diego Chargers | 1-1 | L, NE 21-35 | vs. KC |
| Another team that slid much too far, but dominating KC (a given) will send them back up the ranks a bit. | |||||
| 13 | 13 | Dallas Cowboys | 1-1 | W, SF 27-24 | vs. WAS |
| Dallas pulled out a tough road win against the 49ers, a team I suspect isn’t that good. Need to beat Washington at home. | |||||
| 14 | 18 | Washington Redskins | 2-0 | W, ARI 22-21 | at DAL |
| One of two “pretender” 2-0 teams, the Redskins get a chance for a “respect” win at Dallas in Week 3. | |||||
| 15 | 20 | Buffalo Bills | 2-0 | W, OAK 38-35 | vs. NE |
| What a fun team to watch. They could give the Pats all they can handle, and if they pull out the win? Look out, NFL. | |||||
| 16 | 17 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 1-1 | W, MIN 24-20 | vs. ATL |
| The Bucs gutted out a win that looked beyond their reach to avoid 0-2, but they have to play well over the full 60. | |||||
| 17 | 23 | Tennessee Titans | 1-1 | W, BAL 26-13 | vs. DEN |
| Great win by my favorite sleeper team of 2011. I can see them settling into the top-15 range this year. | |||||
| 18 | 25 | New York Giants | 1-1 | W, STL 28-16 | at PHI |
| This group won the battle of injury plagued teams and now faces a seriously tough test in Philadelphia. | |||||
| 19 | 14 | Oakland Raiders | 1-1 | L, BUF 35-38 | vs. NYJ |
| What an epic defensive collapse against what may be a not-so-good team. Denarius Moore looks like a keeper though. | |||||
| 20 | 15 | Arizona Cardinals | 1-1 | L, WAS 21-22 | at SEA |
| A win against Washington could have handed them the NFC West on a silver platter. Arizona has to put away wins late. | |||||
| 21 | 21 | San Francisco 49ers | 1-1 | L, DAL 24-27 | at CIN |
| They hung with a much better team for four quarters, so we’ll keep them at 21. Need to find a passing game, though. | |||||
| 22 | 30 | Denver Broncos | 1-1 | W, CIN 24-22 | at TEN |
| It’s a little unbelievable that this team won with so many of their best players out. Cincy might be very bad. | |||||
| 23 | 22 | Cincinnati Bengals | 1-1 | L, DEN 22-24 | vs. SF |
| So, this Andy Dalton kid may be a winner. If they want respect, the Bengals should beat San Francisco handily. | |||||
| 24 | 29 | Cleveland Browns | 1-1 | W, IND 27-19 | vs. MIA |
| Road wins are always hard to come by, even against bad teams, so give the Browns some credit for this one. | |||||
| 25 | 19 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 1-1 | L, NYJ 3-32 | at CAR |
| They’re certainly in worse shape than this, but let’s keep the no-win teams collected at the bottom, OK? | |||||
| 26 | 26 | Carolina Panthers | 0-2 | L, GB 23-30 | vs. JAC |
| Carolina has absolutely earned “best no-win team” accolades after two weeks; in the AFC South, they’d be dangerous. | |||||
| 27 | 16 | St. Louis Rams | 0-2 | L, NYG 16-28 | vs. BAL |
| I felt they could steal a win in New York; boy, was I wrong. I think they’ll be much better than this over the rest of the year. | |||||
| 28 | 24 | Miami Dolphins | 0-2 | L, HOU 13-23 | at CLE |
| You’ve simply got to play well at home to have a shot at competing, but Miami is 1-9 in last ten at home. | |||||
| 29 | 27 | Minnesota Vikings | 0-2 | L, TB 20-24 | vs. DET |
| It’s not like Tampa has a dynamic offense (like Buffalo), so this choke job was pretty inexcusable. | |||||
| 30 | 32 | Seattle Seahawks | 0-2 | L, PIT 0-24 | vs. ARI |
| I think the Seahawks defense is the best unit out of the Os and Ds of the bottom three teams, so I’ll stick ‘em here. | |||||
| 31 | 31 | Indianapolis Colts | 0-2 | L, CLE 19-27 | vs. PIT |
| They’d win in Seattle maybe two times out of 10 right now, while the Seahawks could split in Indy. This team is awful … | |||||
| 32 | 28 | Kansas City Chiefs | 0-2 | L, DET 3-48 | at SD |
| … But not as bad at the Chiefs. Last in points scored and points allowed? Is every game going to be a 35-point blowout? | |||||
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“The Bucs gutted out a win that looked beyond their reach to avoid 0-2, but they have to play well over the full 60.”
What does “they have to play well over the full 60″ mean?
I would say that Minnesota is the best no-win team considering they were up at half time in both games and lost both in the fourth quarter.
Also the comment for the Vikings doesn’t make sense to me since they didn’t play Buffalo in Week 1. They played the San Diego Chargers.
I don’t see how you can say the Eagles are super bowl contenders and then rank them 11th which put them barely into the playoffs. Eagles would have won that game if Vick doesn’t get injured. Just because Atlanta beat them doesn’t mean you have to put them ahead of the Eagles. Furthermore, the game was played in Atlanta which gives them an advantage.
This list barely looks like a power ranking and looks more like a list of the standings. Power Rankings are supposed to be used as a strength of a team and not just a measure of win/loss record. Only the Bills and Redskins are ranked like a power ranking would be ranked.
“The full 60″ is the full 60 minutes.
Buffalo and Tampa had the two big comebacks in the second half this week. Buffalo has a dynamic offense that has made them the top scoring team in the league over two weeks. Tampa Bay doesn’t have a great offense. Ahead 17 at the half against the Bucs, you have to be able to put away that win. It’s a little more excusable when you’re up against a team like the Bills.
And it’s not a “power ranking” in the way you’re thinking. These are NFL rankings, where we give more credence to wins and losses. It’s meant to be reactive to what’s actually happening on the field, so the standings play a big part. I agree that the Eagles aren’t the 11th best team in the league, and I’m almost positive they’re going to be moving up the rankings.
The top 12 teams aren’t necessarily my picks for the playoffs at any given time. It’s a reflection of what’s already happened. The Eagles lost to the Falcons, who lost to the Bears, who lost to the Saints, and that’s reflected in the order. Obviously, that line of thinking breaks down rather quickly — I couldn’t bring myself to rank the Jags over the Titans or the Titans over the Ravens — but we’re going to try and stick to it as much as we can.
It would be much more boring as a standard “power ranking,” as I would just stick to my initial valuations in the early going and assume things would even out over time.
You can check out last week’s comments section for more on the subject.
But the Bucs didn’t have to play over the “full 60″ minutes to get a win. They beat the Vikings in regulation. So I still don’t quite understand that comment.
Also, I don’t see how the Bills have a dynamic offense compared to the Bucs. Freeman is known for fourth quarter comebacks. He has already had 8 in his short career. The Bills on the other hand have played two terrible defenses. The Chiefs, who gave up 48 points to the Lions, and the Raiders. It’s not that the Bills have a great offense that is doing this, but rather the teams that they have played have bad defenses.
Hippo45: In NFL games there are 4 quarters, and each quarter is 15 minutes long. 15 x 4 equals 60 minutes total in a game. So, 60 minutes is regulation. What R.J. is saying is that you can’t play well for 30 minutes, and play horribly for 30 minutes and expect to win games. This may work against bottom tier teams, but you can’t play inconsistantly and expect to win games against playoff contenders. In the case of Tampa Bay, they can’t expect to win 60 minute games in the last 15 minutes. Comebacks are exciting to watch, but consistancy is more desireable.
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