Sucks to be you: (The weekly award for barely getting beaten, huge injury loss, or combination of both): The Bunheads didn't quite make 100 points scored, and lost by a mere 15 points.
The Smack Down: (Weekly award for your arse being handed to you on a silver fantasy platter): Steam Rollers "rolled" up Guerilla Warfare by 36 points, I wouldn't quite call it a beat down, considering there was one other by 30 points, but you still wear the cap.
Sucks to be you: The Raging Romocoasters lose week two by 11.26 points...at least you scored over 80. Runner up is Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood...because scoring 81.16 points is beyond horrible.
Smack Down of the Week: Two share this great title...Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood and Packer Smackers...both by 56+ points...
LOWEST SCORE OF THE WEEK: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood - 76.22
Sucks to be you: (The weekly award for barely getting beaten, huge injury loss, or combination of both): The DC Lumber Company getting beat by .86 of a point...just one more catch by any of your WRs....just one more rushing yard....
The Smack Down: (Weekly award for your arse being handed to you on a silver fantasy platter): Well Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood wears two hats this week....embarrassing and no one wants in this neighborhood...167 - 76...ouch.
LOWEST SCORE OF THE WEEK: Slumpbusters with 92...everyone broke 100 this week...except you.
Sucks to be you: (The weekly award for barely getting beaten, huge injury loss, or combination of both): Packer Smackers - You score 147 points in any week, you'll probably win, except the week that the high score just happens to be the team you are playing.
The Smack Down: (Weekly award for your arse being handed to you on a silver fantasy platter): The Show - You cracked the century mark, but losing by 82 points is certainly worthy of the smack down title.
Highest Score: The Brady's and McCoys - 172.82 Two weeks in a row now, great job!
LOWEST SCORE OF THE WEEK: Slumpbusters must have went and visited Mr. Rodgers Neighboorhood this week...scoring a low 84.68
Sucks to be you: (The weekly award for barely getting beaten, huge injury loss, or combination of both): The Show - losing by 5 points is tough, but having two guys in your starting line up put up goose eggs, sucks.
The Smack Down: (Weekly award for your arse being handed to you on a silver fantasy platter): The Slumpbusters - Two hats this week...losing by 84 is never good.
Highest Score: Someone in the Hood must have shared the kool-aid, cause Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood explodes out of nowhere to get these honors, 196 points this week. (Enjoy while it lasts, because it probably won't)
LOWEST SCORE OF THE WEEK: Sooner Swag enjoys the low score of the week this week, but look on the bright side, you don't own the lowest points in a given week for the season!
Sucks to be you: (The weekly award for barely getting beaten, huge injury loss, or combination of both): EDIT: With the points added, Bunheads actually WON his match up. So its only fitting that Week 6's "Sucks to be You Award" would have to go to Packer Smackers. Originally winning the match up, only for it to be snatched from you...that hurts bro.
The Smack Down: (Weekly award for your arse being handed to you on a silver fantasy platter): Guriella Warfare - bye week certainly was the cause of this beatdown, losing by 84 to Slumpbusters.
Highest Score: Two weeks in a row Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood has secured the top scoring title, if this is a sign of things to come this team could play spoiler to some borderline playoff teams.
LOWEST SCORE OF THE WEEK: Technically DC Lumber Co. owns the low score of the week, but that was without a full line-up. If we were to exlude the lack of participation The Bunheads would get this award for week 7 with 86 points...bye weeks suck.
Sucks to be you: (The weekly award for barely getting beaten, huge injury loss, or combination of both): A big injury this week helps award Guerrilla Warfare with the "Suck to be You" award, losing MJD for an unknown amount of weeks. I think the big hit would have to be the fact he didn't draft Jennings, one of the top handcuffs in the league, probably only behind Ben Tate. He did however still manage to secure the win, so not a complete loss.
The Smack Down: (Weekly award for your arse being handed to you on a silver fantasy platter): The Show was run over by the current run away truck Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, losing by 89 points this week. Vernon Davis' goose egg and TRich's injury surely didn't help this week. Had TRich actually been healthy, it may have been a bit closer.
Highest Score: Sooner Swag comes out and drops 161 to secure the high score of the week.
LOWEST SCORE OF THE WEEK: Well, the slight dream that Mr. Rodgers Nieghborhood had was quickly over as another low score of the week goes on his trophy shelf, with a mere 85 points.
Sucks to be you: (The weekly award for barely getting beaten, huge injury loss, or combination of both): Mr. Rodgers, not only did you get the low score of the week, but it sucks to be you, as your bench almost outscored your starters. Great job with your weekly line-up. Just a side note, its never wise to sit a WR1 like Steve Smith...just sayin'.
The Smack Down: (Weekly award for your arse being handed to you on a silver fantasy platter): The Raging Romo Costers laid the smacketh down, upon the candy ass of the Steam Rollers this week, by 64 points.
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