i hear ya. i went on a cruise last summer to the carribean (college grad cruise) with a few buddies and lived on the bottle..
guys, if you ever go on a cruise and are looking to party, carnival cruise line is the way to go (22 bars with a huge casino)..
lets just say i woke up drinking (yes, bourbon and coffee) and didnt stop all day..
on the first night of the trip somehow found myself in a room with my buddies and this chick from the pizza bar at four thirty and the morning and didnt even really realize how i got there, but all of the sudden her sister shows up and starts yelling at her..sister says "your not gonna cut these ones up like the last ones are you" and the other sister yells back "shi$, i just wanted a damn orgie!", and i was freaked, and actually we ran away and the girls actually chased us down the halls until we escaped---no lie...
second night, got totally wasted and somehow found myself at the craps table rolling the dice with chris anderson aka birdman of the hornets and his bimbo girlfriend..won some money..
and so on and so on every night...
in other words, if theres a place to be drunk, i would recomment carnival cruise line (did i mention there was lots of college-aged girls on that boat that werent too shabby)..