Slick Pimpin

[Rico The Retard]

http://www.slickpimp.com

Get a Pimp name, Ebonics Translator, Get a Gay Indian name, Your "Size" calculator.... This place has everything that you can imagine that is stupid and pointless yet entertaining

I would recommend going to it

[kanezfan11]

My name was Daddy Warwick.

Cadillac Year 1990
# of STD's 8
# of Gold Teeth 9
# of Illegitimate Kids 2
# of Hoes Owned 3
# of Arrest Warrants 8
# of Hoes Slapped 50

I have so many gold caps.

[portisfan24]

Ribbs Da' Flash. dont see how this has anything to do with my name, but sure go ahead.

edit- nice to see how many STDs I have.

Cadillac Year 1977
# of STD's 14
# of Gold Teeth 3
# of Illegitimate Kids 6
# of Hoes Owned 10
# of Arrest Warrants 1
# of Hoes Slapped 79

[Mercer Boy]

Heh, this is actually pretty cool. I got "Delicious Donny." I don't really like my stats, though...and my car is too new.

Cadillac Year 1999
# of STD's 19 (8-o)
# of Gold Teeth 1
# of Illegitimate Kids 7
# of Hoes Owned 9
# of Arrest Warrants 1
# of Hoes Slapped 80

[terpfan]

My name is by far the best.

Mac Da' Turkey
Cadillac Year 1962
# of STD's 8
# of Gold Teeth 20
# of Illegitimate Kids 5
# of Hoes Owned 13
# of Arrest Warrants 5
# of Hoes Slapped 98

and check out them stats! hehe

[kanezfan11]

My name is by far the best.

Mac Da' Turkey
Cadillac Year 1962
# of STD's 8
# of Gold Teeth 20
# of Illegitimate Kids 5
# of Hoes Owned 13
# of Arrest Warrants 5
# of Hoes Slapped 98

and check out them stats! hehe

You have more gold caps on your teef than me.

[34=Sweetness]

You have been blessed with the new name of Cardboard Cedus by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1996
# of STD's 9
# of Gold Teeth 18
# of Illegitimate Kids 5
# of Hoes Owned 14
# of Arrest Warrants 3
# of Hoes Slapped 40

I am a monster contributor in hoes owned and gold teeth for your fantasy pimp roto league.

[Shatner8]

You have been blessed with the new name of Iron Hand Crack Rock by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1965
# of STD's 11
# of Gold Teeth 6
# of Illegitimate Kids 2
# of Hoes Owned 13
# of Arrest Warrants 11
# of Hoes Slapped 59

[deftdelivery]

You have been blessed with the new name of Diamond Retard Slim by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1975
# of STD's 2
# of Gold Teeth 4
# of Illegitimate Kids 10
# of Hoes Owned 10
# of Arrest Warrants 7
# of Hoes Slapped 62

[Mercer Boy]

I am a monster contributor in hoes owned and gold teeth for your fantasy pimp roto league.

I'll trade you 7 STD's for 3 gold teeth...