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by Rico The Retard » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:11 pm
o sweet i just picked up 2 illegitimate kids off the waiver wire
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by JRM4833 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:26 pm
I'm Da' Puma.
Cadillac Year 1981
# of STD's 5
# of Gold Teeth 3
# of Illegitimate Kids 8
# of Hoes Owned 17
# of Arrest Warrants 5
# of Hoes Slapped 85
Ain't noone out there got more hoes than me. But I still have some work in STD's, gold teeth and arrest warrants.

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by jumpman8828 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:41 pm
You have been blessed with the new name of V.D. Vinney by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.
Cadillac Year 1961
# of STD's 12
# of Gold Teeth 1
# of Illegitimate Kids 2
# of Hoes Owned 19
# of Arrest Warrants 3
# of Hoes Slapped 23
The only things in life that matter: a '61 Caddy and 19 Hoes.
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by ForeverBlue » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:01 am
You have been blessed with the new name of Cherry Poppin' Charles by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.
Cadillac Year 1997
# of STD's 7
# of Gold Teeth 7
# of Illegitimate Kids 10
# of Hoes Owned 14
# of Arrest Warrants 3
# of Hoes Slapped 96
Now those are some stats!!! Only wish my Caddy was vintage or brand new.
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by South Park Cows » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:03 am
You have been blessed with the new name of lil' Skeezer by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.
Cadillac Year 1959
# of STD's 20
# of Gold Teeth 25
# of Illegitimate Kids 1
# of Hoes Owned 12
# of Arrest Warrants 1
# of Hoes Slapped 37
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by Rico The Retard » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:08 pm
ya also have a lot of gold teeth
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