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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:11 pm

o sweet i just picked up 2 illegitimate kids off the waiver wire
"No I Will Not Make Out With You" --Billy Madison


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Postby JRM4833 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:26 pm

I'm Da' Puma.

Cadillac Year 1981
# of STD's 5
# of Gold Teeth 3
# of Illegitimate Kids 8
# of Hoes Owned 17
# of Arrest Warrants 5
# of Hoes Slapped 85

Ain't noone out there got more hoes than me. But I still have some work in STD's, gold teeth and arrest warrants. :-D
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:37 pm

portisfan24 wrote:Ribbs Da' Flash. dont see how this has anything to do with my name, but sure go ahead


thats the same name they gave me!!!!!
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Postby jumpman8828 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:41 pm

You have been blessed with the new name of V.D. Vinney by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1961
# of STD's 12
# of Gold Teeth 1
# of Illegitimate Kids 2
# of Hoes Owned 19
# of Arrest Warrants 3
# of Hoes Slapped 23


The only things in life that matter: a '61 Caddy and 19 Hoes.
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Postby ForeverBlue » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:01 am

You have been blessed with the new name of Cherry Poppin' Charles by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1997
# of STD's 7
# of Gold Teeth 7
# of Illegitimate Kids 10
# of Hoes Owned 14
# of Arrest Warrants 3
# of Hoes Slapped 96

Now those are some stats!!! Only wish my Caddy was vintage or brand new.
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Postby South Park Cows » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:03 am

You have been blessed with the new name of lil' Skeezer by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.

Cadillac Year 1959
# of STD's 20
# of Gold Teeth 25
# of Illegitimate Kids 1
# of Hoes Owned 12
# of Arrest Warrants 1
# of Hoes Slapped 37
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Postby CC » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:05 pm

You have been blessed with the new name of Joey Slim by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1983
# of STD's 16
# of Gold Teeth 6
# of Illegitimate Kids 1
# of Hoes Owned 10
# of Arrest Warrants 14
# of Hoes Slapped 12

Pimped out.
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Postby Tiki » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:18 pm

Name is Lil' Skeezer
Cadillac Year 1987
# of STD's 11
# of Gold Teeth 20
# of Illegitimate Kids 9
# of Hoes Owned 16
# of Arrest Warrants 8
# of Hoes Slapped 28
Damn I have a lot of STDS
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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:08 pm

ya also have a lot of gold teeth
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Postby fntsyrookie » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:20 pm

You have been blessed with the new name of Phat Slick by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1985
# of STD's 2
# of Gold Teeth 2
# of Illegitimate Kids 5
# of Hoes Owned 5
# of Arrest Warrants 5
# of Hoes Slapped 2

LOL. Nice find...'cause Phat Slick said so.
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