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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:31 pm

Our commander-in-cheif would be Homer Simpson. DOH! :-D

Reuters via Yahoo! News wrote:Britons Want Homer Simpson as U.S. President

LONDON (Reuters) - Doughnut-chomping, beer-guzzling Homer Simpson may not be the model father but he has won the hearts of British TV fans who want the nuclear power plant worker to be the next U.S. president.

Former president George Bush (news - web sites) notoriously said American families should be "closer to the Waltons than the Simpsons" but Homer was overwhelming favorite in a Radio Times magazine poll on which U.S. TV character should take over at the White House.

As Americans ponder tax and security pledges from President Bush (news - web sites) and Democratic rival John Kerry (news - web sites) ahead of the November 2 poll, television fans have been considering Homer slogans such as "No big government, just big waist sizes."

In a manifesto compiled for the magazine by The Simpsons' writing staff, the bumbling animated TV hero also pledges: "I promise there will be fewer nuclear disasters with me as your mayor than with me as your nuclear safety inspector."

Homer got 24 percent of the vote in the poll of more than 2,000 readers. Second place went to the more obvious choice of Josiah Bartlet, the president played by Martin Sheen in "The West Wing."

Pompous but eloquent radio psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane was third followed by Sergeant Bilko from "The Phil Silvers Show." Gil Grissom from "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" was fifth with 10 percent of the vote. Other favorites were Jack Bauer from "24," "The Cosby Show's" Dr. Cliff Huxtable, Phoebe Buffay from "Friends" and "The Sporanos [sic]'" Tony Soprano.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:34 pm

I'd vote for him ;-D
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Postby Manja » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:38 pm

Bah. Peter Griffin would be much better... He can make up fake names on the fly.

Peter sees a pea. "Pea-..." He then notices a girl crying. "Tear... Peatear.. Peter!" A griffin then flies passed him. "Peter Griffin! Oh. Damn."

That episode was great ;-D
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:55 pm

Manja wrote:Bah. Peter Griffin would be much better... He can make up fake names on the fly.

Peter sees a pea. "Pea-..." He then notices a girl crying. "Tear... Peatear.. Peter!" A griffin then flies passed him. "Peter Griffin! Oh. Damn."

That episode was great ;-D



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Postby South Park Cows » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:05 pm

Time to get on the bandwagon! ;-D
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:37 pm

Manja wrote:Bah. Peter Griffin would be much better... He can make up fake names on the fly.

Peter sees a pea. "Pea-..." He then notices a girl crying. "Tear... Peatear.. Peter!" A griffin then flies passed him. "Peter Griffin! Oh. Damn."

That episode was great ;-D
He was already president of his own nation. It didn't work out so well :-D
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Postby Homeless » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:42 pm

I hear those English know their stuff :-b

Homer gets my vote :-b
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Postby LBJackal » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:47 pm

Yeah Peter Griffin had his chance to run a country. It didn't work out that well. I mean come on, he put Chris in charge of the space program. They should really get monkeys for that.

And if I didn't vote for Homer I'd be doing my sig a disservice.
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Postby Arlo » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:05 pm

Homeless wrote:I hear those English know their stuff :-b

Homer gets my vote :-b

Time for a write-in campaign!
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