No1Cowboyfan's new draft picks into felon league!
(last pick, Michael Pittman, RB, Dr. Duran Duran)
Rod Woodson, DB
Woodson looks like a great pickup. It seems 'boys fan picked him up as insurance for Muhammad. It seems his original choice, Brock Marion, was ineligable, as he was not a coke fiend.
Right you are, Tom. But Woodson makes a nice addition to this up-and-coming team. Battery on an officer, theft, criminal mischeif... looks like a good pickup.
Don't forget, Dave, also on the board for DBs is Chris McAllister... in addition to being a whiny, overrated wuss, he was also convicted of possesion of MJ. he'd likely be a good nickleback for this team.
Wow, Dave, a pick of Steve McNair means that this creates the perfect duo of Kerry Collins and McNair for drunk-driving QBs!
Tom, this is arguably, in my opinion, the most alcoholic group of QBs in the league! If only they had nabbed Jeff Garcia in an earlier round, they would have had a nice trio going on there.
Jim Brown? But Dave, I thought Brown was a spokesman for the proper NFL role model for kids!
(Officials have confrence to ensure Brown's eligability)
True Tom, but Brown neglects to mention he was arrested on several counts of assault himself. He shouldn't be so quick to judge others before looking at his own record. A nice pickup for Boys' fan.
Well ladies and gentleman, our coverage of the draft will continue later, but for now, we will go to commerc-
Wait, Tom! I've just received word that no1cowboysfan has signed Coach Barry Switzer to lead his felon team to whatever chamionship the felon league goes to!
That's right, Dave. Barry Switzer, who helped the Cowboys to a Superbowl, once brought a gun to an airport. Claims it was his kids who put the gun in his bag, but either way, what an irresponsible moron.
OK, Tom. That will conclude our coverage of the draft for right now. Keep checking for updates at http://www.nationalfelonleague.com/draft
, and we'll continue coverage later. Stay tuned to ESPN 8, the Ocho!