Roster of Convicts

[Diablo13]

DB: Brock Marion, coke head

Awesome post man.
I totally did not know Brock was a Coke Head.
I guess that's why he runs so fast.

[no1cowboysfan]

DB: Brock Marion, coke head

Awesome post man.
I totally did not know Brock was a Coke Head.
I guess that's why he runs so fast.

yeah, back in his Dallas days. That's the only reason why I know.

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Ex-Raider kicker, Cole Ford, was recently involved in a shooting at Sigfried and Roy's home. What is it with Raiders kickers?

[no1cowboysfan]

DB: Brock Marion, coke head

Awesome post man.
I totally did not know Brock was a Coke Head.
I guess that's why he runs so fast.

yeah, back in his Dallas days. That's the only reason why I know.

you know what? i can't find crap to support that. I could've sworn he was a coke head... must have gotten my facts skewed.

Change the lineup to Colts DB Steve Muhammad, who was ALSO charged for beating his pregnant wife. What can i say? I don't know what's up with pregnant wife beaters and the NFL.

Sorry for the libel, Brock. I still hate you, though. You understand...

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Since we're on the subject of wife-beaters, let's go ahead and add Michael Pittman to the list. Or better yet, let's add the late Fred Lane to the list.

[no1cowboysfan]

No1Cowboyfan's new draft picks into felon league!

(last pick, Michael Pittman, RB, Dr. Duran Duran)

Rod Woodson, DB

Woodson looks like a great pickup. It seems 'boys fan picked him up as insurance for Muhammad. It seems his original choice, Brock Marion, was ineligable, as he was not a coke fiend.

Right you are, Tom. But Woodson makes a nice addition to this up-and-coming team. Battery on an officer, theft, criminal mischeif... looks like a good pickup.

Don't forget, Dave, also on the board for DBs is Chris McAllister... in addition to being a whiny, overrated wuss, he was also convicted of possesion of MJ. he'd likely be a good nickleback for this team.


Steve McNair

Wow, Dave, a pick of Steve McNair means that this creates the perfect duo of Kerry Collins and McNair for drunk-driving QBs!

Tom, this is arguably, in my opinion, the most alcoholic group of QBs in the league! If only they had nabbed Jeff Garcia in an earlier round, they would have had a nice trio going on there.

Jim Brown

Jim Brown? But Dave, I thought Brown was a spokesman for the proper NFL role model for kids!

(Officials have confrence to ensure Brown's eligability)

True Tom, but Brown neglects to mention he was arrested on several counts of assault himself. He shouldn't be so quick to judge others before looking at his own record. A nice pickup for Boys' fan.

Well ladies and gentleman, our coverage of the draft will continue later, but for now, we will go to commerc-

Wait, Tom! I've just received word that no1cowboysfan has signed Coach Barry Switzer to lead his felon team to whatever chamionship the felon league goes to!

That's right, Dave. Barry Switzer, who helped the Cowboys to a Superbowl, once brought a gun to an airport. Claims it was his kids who put the gun in his bag, but either way, what an irresponsible moron.

OK, Tom. That will conclude our coverage of the draft for right now. Keep checking for updates at http://www.nationalfelonleague.com/draft , and we'll continue coverage later. Stay tuned to ESPN 8, the Ocho!

[kashikis]

Ok here we go...

QB: Joe Namath - for being a drunk and the I kiss you incident
RB: OJ - duh?!
RB: Jamal Lewis - sniff sniff
WR: Randy Moss - bitch I'll park where I want to
WR: Rae Caruth - murder, what murder
TE: Mark Chmura - she told me she was 19
K: Sebastian Janekowski - I date-raped myself
DB: Corey Fuller - illegal firearm and running a gambling house
LB: Lawrence Taylor - That crack isn't mine
DL: Leonard Little - I hasn't bean drankin occifer

[Mercer Boy]

I'd like to see Nate Newton on this list also. He got caught once with a bunch of marijuana (like 213 pounds ), and then a month later he got caught with more of the stuff!

He really should have stuck to the 1-800-COLLECT commercials...

[Flux]

K: Sebastian Janekowski - I date-raped myself

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[no1cowboysfan]

I'd like to see Nate Newton on this list also. He got caught once with a bunch of marijuana (like 213 pounds ), and then a month later he got caught with more of the stuff!

He really should have stuck to the 1-800-COLLECT commercials...

he was the first one in my mind... but there were no OL slots.