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Postby slowkidz » Mon Jul 28, 2003 1:56 pm

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

The pastor replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession, "the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"

The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."
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Postby Homeless » Mon Jul 28, 2003 2:25 pm

HAhaha so cheezy it has to be funny :-)
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Postby kashikis » Mon Jul 28, 2003 3:50 pm

lol cheesy is right but still funny
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Jul 28, 2003 7:05 pm

Cheezy humor is sometimes the funniest...LOL Slow.....
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:56 am

Lol. :-)
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Postby Roseman » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:51 pm

I thought it was funny

good one Slow!!!!


What I want to know is what the hell is she spending 19Gs on ever week!!!
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