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Postby slowkidz » Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:28 pm

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,"

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater
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Postby Slingblade » Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:16 pm

lol...or you could just have a mikes hard lemonade ;-D
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Postby Homeless » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:57 pm

Arrghh darn it, I left my cooler of beer at home...stress rising.
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Postby Homeless » Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:02 pm

ACTUALLY, Ive seen that super secret spot...

I walked closer, hid just behind some bushes and peered at two guys fighting..

I saw one whoop the other, then he pushed his head under the water, just like in Slows post. I got closer, just in time to see the winner ride off on what looked like a 1972 Pan head (Harley)

As I approached the wimpering guy in the stream, he said:

"Im sorry GP, im really sorry"

I said im not GP, he just left.

I asked him who he was.

He said:

Rivothead.
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Postby Roseman » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:02 am

Thanks for the tip Slow it really works.............but it makes you feel even better if you actually go through with it :-o

And if anybody asks I was here all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Slingblade » Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:28 am

Homeless wrote:ACTUALLY, Ive seen that super secret spot...

I walked closer, hid just behind some bushes and peered at two guys fighting..

I saw one whoop the other, then he pushed his head under the water, just like in Slows post. I got closer, just in time to see the winner ride off on what looked like a 1972 Pan head (Harley)

As I approached the wimpering guy in the stream, he said:

"Im sorry GP, im really sorry"

I said im not GP, he just left.

I asked him who he was.

He said:

Rivothead.





lamo...good one homey ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:49 pm

lmao homey well deserved too
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Postby slowkidz » Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:23 pm

kashikis wrote:lmao homey well deserved too


agreed!!
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:08 am

Very funny. Good one guys. ;-D
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