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Re: Fantasy Team Names

Postby 204BC » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:43 am

Dr. Phil's Evil Twin - Couldn't think of anything else at the time...
Cute Fuzzy Bunnies - from the movie One Crazy Summer - Yeah, I'm that old.
Spongebob's Pants - cause I'm square
ManBearPig - From Al Gore on South Park. I know, not that original but that's one of the best episodes...
The Wrath of Kuhn - Variation of Star Trek, The Wrath of Kahn (1982)
The Blue Meanies - From "Yellow Submarine" - Yes, I'm really that old.
Chuck Noris's Foot - The most powerful force in the universe. This is accompanied with smack talk that changes weekly in regards to Chuck Norris. Something like "Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter" one week and then change to "When you open a can of Whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out" and the like...
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Re: Fantasy Team Names

Postby Da'Markus Russell » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:38 am

As a Raiders fan, I've been using Off the-Marcus to commemorate a specific former QB of ours.

Some other ones I've used:

Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
4th down syndrome
Plaxidental Suicide
Shave Bush, feel a Brees
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Re: Fantasy Team Names

Postby sadlyajetsfan » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:55 am

I drafted Andre and Calvin Johnson in the first two rounds. Current name is "Johnson and Johnson" but am debating on changing it to "No More Tears" what do you guys think?
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Re: Fantasy Team Names

Postby BALCOBOMBER » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:58 pm

Big A$$ TDs
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Re: Fantasy Team Names

Postby hensch_dog » Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:30 pm

Show me your TD's
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Suck my Ditka
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Best Team Names

Postby hesparza77 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:05 am

I didn't find any topic on this, but I'm sure they are out there. Figured I'd start a new thread.

What's the best team name you've come up with - topical, funny, whatever....

I know it's not original, but after a first week bashing, on of my teams was demoted to The Fighting Amish. Not funny in and of itself, but the photo I posted of four Amish dudes sitting lazily on a bench made me chuckle all during week two. And we rose to a commanding week two victory, so it looks like it'll have to stick for awhile.
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Re: Best Team Names

Postby DraftDodger » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:24 am

My first year playing fantasy football, I played in a bunch of leagues and tried a bunch of different draft strategies, but I also wanted a goofy strat just to see if I could win by picking players based on a theme. The Green Machine was born. The goal was to only have players with Green in their name, or at worst played for a team associated heavily with green. All I can honestly remember about the team is that I had Ahman Green at RB, Trent Green at QB, and the Green Bay Packers defense. I probably had some other Green Bay players, and maybe some players from the Jets (green helmet).

The team made it into the playoffs and came in 2nd. It was a free league so there was a drop-out or two, but otherwise it was pretty competitive. Ahman had a monster year and was instrumental in my wins.

Every victory was sweet (I'd post "Green Machine, Green Machine!" in the comments section after every win. I imagine though that my opponents thought they were losing to a very lucky mentally handicapped child :)
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Re: Best Team Names

Postby Mr.Joshua » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:16 am

-Had a team last year with my brother and we were 'Bros Before Shiancoes'
-Another team had a certain mid round rb help my ppr team..... 'Forte Ounce'
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Re: Best Team Names

Postby latsprewell20002000 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:18 pm

Mr.Joshua wrote:-Had a team last year with my brother and we were 'Bros Before Shiancoes'
-Another team had a certain mid round rb help my ppr team..... 'Forte Ounce'


Forte Ounce is awesome!
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Re: Best Team Names

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:50 pm

hesparza77 wrote:I didn't find any topic on this, but I'm sure they are out there.


viewtopic.php?t=10956&hilit=fantasy+team+names&start=590

60 pages worth ;-D enjoy,
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