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Postby slowkidz » Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:59 pm

Smiling In The Mortuary

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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Postby cwebb » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:04 pm

Hahaha, this is great... yeah, I think death #1 is the best one there is...
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Postby kashikis » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:45 pm

lmao thats great stupid redneck
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Postby terpfan » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:48 pm

lmao, thats pretty good. u sure have alot of good redneck jokes slow... :-)
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Postby slowkidz » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:04 pm

you know what they say...."write what ya know"....or in my case, copy what someone else wrote....hehehe ;-)
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Postby Homeless » Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:57 pm

LOL Sweet ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Jul 31, 2003 11:13 pm

LOL..Slow... rite what we is about... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Aug 02, 2003 2:42 pm

Lol. ;-D
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