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Postby Tiki » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:16 pm

Tundra not frozen;
Green and Gold faithful are drunk
Hostile stadium

Cheese heads everywhere;
They deeply loathe the Vikings
Now the scene is set

Vikings not full strength…
Randy Moss will sit again
Still nursing hammy

Daunte Culpepper…
Possesses other weapons
Will face bad corners

Eight passing touchdowns;
Three more touchdowns on the ground
Last four versus Pack

Hey, that’s two per game!
Pack also cedes two per game
Count on two more scores

Just to clarify
That’s two passing scores per game
Don’t want to mislead

Marcus Robinson…
Five touchdown grabs last five games
But not at full strength

On the other side…
Nate Burleson should be used
Daunte clicks with Nate

Scores in two straight games
Burleson is on a roll
Will score in third straight

Backfield is crowded
Packers’ run D improving
There are still options

Onterrio Smith…
Majority of the work
Should gain 80 yards

Mike Bennett is fast;
Has had good games against Pack
Could break a long one

Poor Mewelde Moore
His ankle and ego, sore
Don’t expect a score

Morten Andersen
Neat! That is five syllables
Flexible kicker
Keep it lit.
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Postby South Park Cows » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:20 pm

Is this supposed to be a poem or a game preview? :-?
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Postby Tiki » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:21 pm

South Park Cows wrote:Is this supposed to be a poem or a game preview? :-?
A game review, I thoguht it was neat. ;-D
Keep it lit.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:36 pm

good times... i love the haiku's myself...

Awesome job, Tiki,
Your Haiku's get two thumbs up!
...Or 10 Flocker Points. ;-D
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Postby TTTBone » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:13 pm

So, Tiki and Flockers, anyone care to back their talk up?
http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=110177
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Postby Turnip » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:04 pm

TTTBone wrote:So, Tiki and Flockers, anyone care to back their talk up?
http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=110177
And, BTW, Haiku's follow a strictly a 5,7,5 syllable structure.
None of yours actually qualify as haiku's. :-?


Aren't his 5-7-5?
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Postby Manja » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:29 pm

Maybe Triple T is thinking of the Japanese translations...?
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Postby awwchrist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:57 pm

No more election
but people still arguing
I lock threads like mad

Ricky retires
rest of my team is injured
oh look NBA!

will this post succeed
i hope that he is watching
more points from flockers?

my groin has bad rash
applying ointment is fun
bank teller staring
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:22 am

awwchrist wrote:No more election
but people still arguing
I lock threads like mad

Ricky retires
rest of my team is injured
oh look NBA!

will this post succeed
i hope that he is watching
more points from flockers?

my groin has bad rash
applying ointment is fun
bank teller staring


Awwchrist has no love
For those who threaten his rule.
No more politics.

Why must Flockers have
such a biased point system?
No love for Cowboys...

Ricky smokes a bowl
And retires from the league
... 2 days after draft ...
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Postby Turnip » Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:37 am

Carson Palmer throws
Five touchdowns and Chad is pleased
Bengals get fourth win
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