The Benefits Of Being an Ugly Guy
1. It is unlikely that he will get AIDS.
2. He will have much more energy to devote to his own projects, now that he no longer worries about dating.
3. He is very unthreatening to females and thus more likely to cultivate friends.
4. He does not have to worry about rejection since he knows that this is a foregone conclusion.
5. He does not have to worry about obsessed ex-girlfriends/lovers.
6. He does not have to alter his appearance to impress chicks more, because he does not impress chicks at all.
7. He can chuckle in smug superiority at the revenue figures for the male cosmetic surgery industry.
8. He does not have to worry about his looks fading.
9. He has become accustomed to keeping his own counsel, keeping him from a life of bar hopping and alcoholism.
10. He is now immune from the wiles of females, since he won't believe their flattery at all.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. *** Phyllis Diller