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The Benefit of Being Homey...hehehe

Postby slowkidz » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:49 pm

The Benefits Of Being an Ugly Guy


1. It is unlikely that he will get AIDS.

2. He will have much more energy to devote to his own projects, now that he no longer worries about dating.

3. He is very unthreatening to females and thus more likely to cultivate friends.

4. He does not have to worry about rejection since he knows that this is a foregone conclusion.

5. He does not have to worry about obsessed ex-girlfriends/lovers.

6. He does not have to alter his appearance to impress chicks more, because he does not impress chicks at all.

7. He can chuckle in smug superiority at the revenue figures for the male cosmetic surgery industry.

8. He does not have to worry about his looks fading.

9. He has become accustomed to keeping his own counsel, keeping him from a life of bar hopping and alcoholism.

10. He is now immune from the wiles of females, since he won't believe their flattery at all.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. *** Phyllis Diller

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Postby kashikis » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:23 pm

lol unfortunately i know a good bit about #5.... *grumble* psycho

anyway low blow to poor lil homey too :-)
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Postby Homeless » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:42 pm

keeping him from a life of bar hopping and alcoholism


Thats simply not true, im an alcoholic bar hoppper still :-)
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Postby terpfan » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:44 pm

Homeless wrote:
keeping him from a life of bar hopping and alcoholism


Thats simply not true, im an alcoholic bar hoppper still :-)

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Postby cwebb » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:10 pm

lol

now this explains some of the stranger happenings in my life
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Re: The Benefit of Being Homey...hehehe

Postby Petey » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:49 pm

Slowkidz wrote:

10. He is now immune from the wiles of females, since he won't believe their flattery at all.



Who believes them anyway...or really cares?
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Re: The Benefit of Being Homey...hehehe

Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Aug 01, 2003 8:07 pm

petey wrote:
Slowkidz wrote:

10. He is now immune from the wiles of females, since he won't believe their flattery at all.



Who believes them anyway...or really cares?


;-D ...heck ya petey....god I hope my wife don't see this...
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Postby Poobah » Fri Aug 01, 2003 9:57 pm

Gosh I feel sorry for you ugly guys.... lol
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Re: The Benefit of Being Homey...hehehe

Postby kashikis » Sat Aug 02, 2003 8:51 am

DieHardCubbie wrote: ;-D ...heck ya petey....god I hope my wife don't see this...


dont worry DHC your the 15000 person who wrote that about their wife and as far as i know no one has been busted yet lol
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