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Postby slowkidz » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:52 pm

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?"

"Yes", the boy replied.

"Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?"

The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation."

"What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?"

"I'd run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually"

"And if the lever was broken?"

"I'd get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points," he replied.

"And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?"

The boy thought about that one. "I'd run into town and get my uncle"

"Is your uncle an electrician?"

"No, but he's never seen a train crash before!"
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Postby Vikes_Fan2823 » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:55 pm

haha that was funny lol
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Postby kashikis » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:25 pm

lmao thats funny as hell!

you definately need a twisted sense of humor to fully enjoy that one
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Postby terpfan » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:43 pm

kashikis wrote:you definately need a twisted sense of humor to fully enjoy that one

no problem here :-D
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Postby Homeless » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:47 pm

I'd grab my video camera and then sell the video of the crash to the media :-o
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Postby cwebb » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:00 pm

Homeless wrote:I'd grab my video camera and then sell the video of the crash to the media :-o


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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Aug 01, 2003 8:02 pm

LMAO, Slow....Grab that camera Homey.... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Aug 02, 2003 2:32 pm

Homeless wrote:I'd grab my video camera and then sell the video of the crash to the media :-o


Lol. :-)
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