by JrcWy » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:09 pm
The next thing we're going to see is the "Half-time Apprentice." Each Monday at half-time, there will be a dramatic boardroom meeting where all the NFL head coaches meet Donald Trump. Here's what last week's show would have looked like.
The Donald: Dave, what happened?
The Wanny: What can I say? We played a great game but Arizona is just too tough.
The Donald: I hate a coach in denial...You brought in a flaky pothead that cost your team a ton of picks. You failed to give him a good O-line. You can't fix your QB problems. I've seen you run the Chicago Bears into the ground and you've managed to do the same thing with the Dolphins. Dave...(dramatic pause), you're fired!
Now that is something I would tune into each Monday.