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Postby ZeroGravitas » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:17 pm

But isn't every game in every sport partly about luck? About who gets injured, what calls the official make or don't make. About this lucky bounce or that bad break.

How many time were the Patriots "lucky" during their streak and during their two Super Bowl runs? Does that somehow lessen their accomplishments? The Red Sox were "lucky" against the Yankees. Should we dismiss their championship as a fluke?

Luck may have played a part in Michigan's win, but they deserve credit for not giving up and for having the talent to win the game in the end.

That and for giving me the chance to watch possibly the best football game I've ever seen. :-)
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Postby Flux » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:24 pm

OH - IO


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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:09 pm

Oh How I Hate Ohio State ;-D
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Postby Flux » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:26 pm

Q. What do you tell the U of M cheerleader to pick her up after she smiles at you?
A. Nice tooth, babe.


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Q. How do you keep your family safe from a Wolverine?
A. Move to Pasadena.


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Q. Did you hear the University of Michigan is going to bring back artificial
turf in their football stadium?
A. They're tired of the cheerleaders eating all the grass.


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Q. Why did they change the playing field at "The Big House" to cardboard?
A. Because Michigan has always looked better on paper.


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Have you heard the news? Lloyd Carr is only going to dress 22 players for the game
against Ohio State. The rest of the players have to dress themselves.


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If a couple from Ann Arbor get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?


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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a
Michigan joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that
joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Michigan
alumnus. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's a
Michigan alumnus. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's a
Michigan alumnus. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times."

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Q. Why do Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors?

A. So they can park in handicapped spots.


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Q. You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, mass murderer, and a Michigan fan. You have a gun, but only two bullets. Who do you shoot?

A. The Michigan fan...twice.
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Postby CC » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:31 pm

I've got a joke for you Flux...

The Buckeyes offence.
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Postby Flux » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:39 pm

Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:I've got a joke for you Flux...

The Buckeyes offence.


Heres a joke for you

Its offenSe not offence :-b Should have known that a Michigan fan wouldn't know the difference ;-)




Our team is incredibly...not even bad, but pathetic this year. Our only saving Grace would be ruining Michigans season :~( Too bad Zwick hasn't lived up to his hype.

It's tough to rebound after losing 14 starters to the NFL
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Postby CC » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:47 pm

Flux wrote:
Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:I've got a joke for you Flux...

The Buckeyes offence.


Heres a joke for you

Its offenSe not offence :-b Should have known that a Michigan fan wouldn't know the difference ;-)




Our team is incredibly...not even bad, but pathetic this year. Our only saving Grace would be ruining Michigans season :~( Too bad Zwick hasn't lived up to his hype.

It's tough to rebound after losing 14 starters to the NFL


It's not like they could hang with Michigan last year either. The only players who are any good on the Buckeyes are Ginn, Holmes, and AJ Hawk. Pittman will be, but isnt yet.
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Postby J2thez929 » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:48 pm

Flux wrote:
Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:I've got a joke for you Flux...

The Buckeyes offence.


Heres a joke for you

Its offenSe not offence :-b Should have known that a Michigan fan wouldn't know the difference ;-)




Our team is incredibly...not even bad, but pathetic this year. Our only saving Grace would be ruining Michigans season :~( Too bad Zwick hasn't lived up to his hype.

It's tough to rebound after losing 14 starters to the NFL


Haha. Good ol' Michigan fans misspelling words. That there is sum quality edgumaKshun up in Michigan ;-D

OH IO
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Postby ForeverBlue » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:36 am

More game related news.....

An SUV carrying 4 OSU football players crashed when the driver lost control causing the vehicle to swerve and go off a cliff, killing all 4 players. The most tragic part of this news is that the SUV seats 6. :-)
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Postby KingGhidra » Sat Nov 20, 2004 2:10 pm

14-14 OSU at the 1

If Michigan blows this I will hate them forever.
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