by Flux » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:26 pm
Q. What do you tell the U of M cheerleader to pick her up after she smiles at you?
A. Nice tooth, babe.
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Q. How do you keep your family safe from a Wolverine?
A. Move to Pasadena.
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Q. Did you hear the University of Michigan is going to bring back artificial
turf in their football stadium?
A. They're tired of the cheerleaders eating all the grass.
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Q. Why did they change the playing field at "The Big House" to cardboard?
A. Because Michigan has always looked better on paper.
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Have you heard the news? Lloyd Carr is only going to dress 22 players for the game
against Ohio State. The rest of the players have to dress themselves.
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If a couple from Ann Arbor get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a
Michigan joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that
joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Michigan
alumnus. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's a
Michigan alumnus. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's a
Michigan alumnus. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times."
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Q. Why do Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors?
A. So they can park in handicapped spots.
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Q. You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, mass murderer, and a Michigan fan. You have a gun, but only two bullets. Who do you shoot?
A. The Michigan fan...twice.
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Fantasy Baseball
Fantasy Basketball
Fantasy Hockey
Should have known that a Michigan fan wouldn't know the difference 
Too bad Zwick hasn't lived up to his hype.
