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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:54 am

Mercer Boy wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:I think that you reach a saturation point at 8. So, while to give the kids all of the attention that they need would be 720 times the work, they don't get it and they get neglected (there's only so much that you can do). But that is offset by inter-sibling care. When you have that many they are bound to keep each other amused. I dropped math in grade 11 so I can't come up with the mathematical formula, but I'm sure that it can be written up.


I think I found it:

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where:
t = number of children
x = the Inter-sibling Care Constant (6.626 x 10^-34)
h = speed of light in a day-care center (2.98 x 10^8 - a little smaller than the speed in a vacuum since things seem to take longer)
and:
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Anyone remember how to solve integrals? :-S


Nice first try. Inter-sibling care is never a constant. It changes radically and there has to be a negative in there for the occasional inter-sibling abuse factor.

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Postby Count_Rugen » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:57 am

Congrats Aww!!!
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:08 am

Congrats on #2!

Can't wait til I have kids. I have a feeling I'll be using the nickel defense - 5 across the eyes! Although for not-going-to-jail sake, maybe I'll try the prevent.

Again, congrats! And maybe it's time for ye olde "snip" :-o
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:11 am

Congrats Aww!!!

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Postby DUKE » Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:45 pm

Gratz Aww. I concur with Dazey...don't let it turn into a Steeler fan. Discard any Steeler baby shirts or onesies ;-D
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Postby IRON CHEF » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:20 pm

Good to hear awww...good luck. :-)
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Postby fntsyrookie » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:26 pm

Congrats Awww. ;-D Another Seahawk fan on the way. :-b
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Postby MeShawn » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:37 pm

Just what we need, another Seahawks fan :-P


Just kidding, congrats aww ;-D
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Postby Canacuna » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:04 pm

Congrats d00d! ;-D
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Postby Cowboysguy2000 » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:17 pm

Congrats!
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