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Postby DanDigital » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:31 pm

Q: I need a win this week! Should I start the Lions defense or the Falcons defense?

A: Start the Ravens defense instead. They tend to score alot of points, and they have a great matchup this week.
Q: Help! Who should I start at QB, Aaron Brooks or Kerry Collins?

A: This is a no-brainer. Peyton Manning is the hottest QB in the NFL right now and you'd be silly to start either Brooks or Collins over Manning.
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Postby matmat » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:36 pm

are these jokes or did you actually get them from some semi-serious source?
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Postby jdogg_ffc » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:43 pm

Heck yeah start the Ravens and Peyton!!!!!!!!

If you can!!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
First the Shock, then the Pistons can the Lions be next?

Well maybe next yr.

PS I didn't lose a paper bag challenge but somehow as a Lion's fan it just feels right.
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Postby Azrael » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:38 pm

LOL, that's pretty funny.
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Postby CommissionerBobHope » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:18 pm

that guy wasn't serious was he?
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Postby Atog » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:47 pm

I'd say the worst has to be from yahoo's matchups... On Warrick Dunn this week against the Raiders-

"The Raiders are giving up roughly 125 rushing yards per game, so Dunn should break the century mark for the second time this season. However, he's only scored once in his last seven games, as he is still losing goal line carries to T.J. Duckett."

They seem to forget that Vick accounts for about 50% of their rushing game.
Oh, and then there's Duckett.
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Postby canned fuego » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:09 am

did you get that from sportsline's illustrious Michael Fabiano?
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Postby befo » Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:45 am

This sounds like advice that was given on the Cafe.................In fact, it was probably mine ;-D
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