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Postby spodog » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:17 pm

SuperFly wrote:I need Chris Brown to score 9 more points than Trent Green tonight-


Ouch. Superfly - you're hurting.
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Postby moochman » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:14 pm

I need a much more complicated scerario to take place in order to secure a playoff berth. First I need to finish the final touches to the Time Machine, then go back to draft day and pick Manning and Owens with my first 2 picks, then say a C Mart and Barber and Gates. I could then grab Baltimore and Ackers to kick. I'd then fill out my roster with a Clayton, Pittman, etc. I think that my playoff chances would be considerably better. As it is, until I can work the bugs out of the TM, I will be circling the drains in several FF toilet bowl playoffs!
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Postby newyorkFFaddict » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:33 pm

i need a french leprechaun to pull a dorito from his butt and not break it...

just kidding, i just need a couple points from TGreen and Gonzo...

(the leprechaun was severely harmed and did not survive this post)
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Postby moochman » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:43 pm

newyorkFFaddict wrote:i need a french leprechaun to pull a dorito from his butt and not break it...

just kidding, i just need a couple points from TGreen and Gonzo...

(the leprechaun was severely harmed and did not survive this post)


And the Dorito?
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Postby newyorkFFaddict » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:53 am

moochman wrote:
newyorkFFaddict wrote:i need a french leprechaun to pull a dorito from his butt and not break it...

just kidding, i just need a couple points from TGreen and Gonzo...

(the leprechaun was severely harmed and did not survive this post)


And the Dorito?



survived being hit by an errant Harrington pass
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Postby moochman » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:46 pm

newyorkFFaddict wrote:
moochman wrote:
newyorkFFaddict wrote:i need a french leprechaun to pull a dorito from his butt and not break it...

just kidding, i just need a couple points from TGreen and Gonzo...

(the leprechaun was severely harmed and did not survive this post)


And the Dorito?



survived being hit by an errant Harrington pass


So we are to assume that Harrington's pass lacked the velocity to break a Dorito? No wonder he couldn't pass in the BG wind.
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