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Postby kevinoc81 » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:14 am

http://asksnoop.com


Put a web sit into the Shizzolator and just watch what you come up with. News sites are the best. Some sites don't work (ESPN).
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Postby Mercer Boy » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:40 am

WOW! This thing is pretty funny. Takes quite a while to load some stuff, but it's worth it to see the Seraph say "Televizzle" and the "'Sup my name is, know what I'm sayin'" forums.

Great movie forum description:
"Come here discuss reviews written by Seraph members, or suggest a movie yo' ass want reviewed!"

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Postby warrick95 » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:21 pm

Awesome. This look familiar? :-D

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Fo shizzle. I think Arlo should permanently begin typing that way for Cafe stuff. ;-D
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Postby awwchrist » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:59 pm

If you do CNN, their "quick vote" poll comes out as:

Which do yo' ass think is a tougher penalty?

Life in da cage ?

Death penalty ?

hilarious.
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Postby J2thez929 » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:04 pm

That site is great! Very funny post man! Fo sho!
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Postby Tiki » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:05 pm

Addictinggames.com :The big ass river.com" Funny!
Keep it lit.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:56 pm

I have been doing this stuff half the night. I'm going to be doing it at work too; it's just too dang funny.

I highly suggest shizzolating the Cowher press conference and then reading it:

http://www.steelers.com/article/48471

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Postby Arlo » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:05 pm

warrick95 wrote:Fo shizzle. I think Arlo should permanently begin typing that way for Cafe stuff. ;-D

Word. B-)

(I just knew I should've written, "yo' ass just might be looking at yo' fantasy team’s DB of da future n' shit" in the last sleeper! ;-) )
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Postby tman570 » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:42 am

Yea that is a good one, I think its been around for awhile cuz I go an email about it like 6mo-1year ago. Nascar.com is really funny in it.
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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:02 am

I think the staff should start typing like this!

Starters 'n Benchwarmers - Week 15

Jamey Feuer, Fantasy Football Cafe Guest Writer

Week 14 wuz truly a wild week in da NFL n' . The Bengals 'n Patriots engaged in a high-scoring see-seen shoot-out, wit da gutty Pats ultimately pulling ahead fo' gravy late in da fourth, 'n da Saints beat da Cowboys rather handily 'n proved my Week 14 prognostication be incorrect: da ‘Aints haven’t quit on heezee coach Jim Haslett." Washington kept that shiznit reasonably close wit Philadelphia, provided fans wit a Laveranues Coles sighting, 'n refused allow Terrell Owens beat 'em; da other Eagles did however, know what I'm sayin'? The Seahawks peeled themselves off of da canvas 'n beat a Viking team that is deep into its yearly second half swoon n' . The Texans, humiliated by da Colts 'n QB Peyton Manning earlier in da season, “held” Manning a mere 300 yards 'n two TDs, 'n da Chiefs edged da Titans in da second-highest-scoring Monday Night Football tilt ever, know what I'm sayin'? And so we enter week 15 wit da only certainty being that in da National Football League … nothing is ever certain n' .
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