It's...
Beer before liquor, never sicker.
Liquor before beer, in the clear.
Of course, liquor, then beer, then way too much liquor, I notice, was not added. If only it was...
Anyways, since I'm visiting my Dad's (and he's a teetotaller... or however that is spelled), I must remain sober this New Years...

. But still, Happy New Year to all... and remember, 40 bucks for a cab sure as hell beats a car wreck.