Sorry, I was a little slow to watch this movie. But noone's quoted my two favorites.
Rex Qwon Do: "Do you think anyone's gonna try a roundhouse kick to the face when I'm wearing these bad boys?"
When they're watching the Uncle Rico's football vid
Napoleon: "This is the worst movie ever"
Kip: "Napoleon, like anyone could even know that."
What's your fat ass doing here?
He's my only means of conveyance. Buuut I guess I do spoil him.