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should your first 2 picks be rb's?

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Postby Justifiable_Sin » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:45 pm

Here's the plan....

Come to next years draft wearing a "I love Fonzie" t-shirt, highwater Sears-Roebuck Super Denim jeans, and some pink Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers....

have a bottle of Jack in your hand and the sleeves of your t-shirt rolled up to show off your cool temporary tattoes of Sponge Bob Square Pants.....

Respond to everyone's baffled looks and queries with your best Mr. T impression then take a swig off your Jack bottle. Belch and fart during those small quiet moments.

When the draft finally does get started.... make your first two selections ......kickers.....followed by succesive rounds of .... you guessed it .....more kickers (some even retired)
Follow every selection with the comment "I'm gonna kick all yer asses!!!" ...then "you're all RIPE for the pickin"

With this sure fire plan....I can easily prognosticate your finish
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