Ask Mercer Boy

[Mookie4ever]

For VHawk or Mercer Boy or both:
I'm not Canadian but my ancestors were French Canadians who floated down the Mississippi and jumped ashore about two thirds of the way down the river.
Is that sexy?

May I step in here?

Well Canadians as a group are sexy. We know it and we flaunt it.

French Canadians are by and large sexy unless they come from the Miramichi (New Brunswick). These are Canadian hillbillies. They play the banjo, distill maple syrup and it is rumoured may not even like hockey . Not sexy.

How your ancestors got to the US will determine sexiness. Being captured in Acadia and hauled down to Louisiana = not sexy.

Getting lost chasing moose or musky and ending up in the US = sexy.

Driving down in a convertible after signing a multimillion dollar deal with the San Jose Sharks = most sexy.

[portisfan24]

Dear Mercer,

are you my real dad?

portisfan

[Lushcrush]

For VHawk or Mercer Boy or both:
I'm not Canadian but my ancestors were French Canadians who floated down the Mississippi and jumped ashore about two thirds of the way down the river.
Is that sexy?

May I step in here?

Well Canadians as a group are sexy. We know it and we flaunt it.

French Canadians are by and large sexy unless they come from the Miramichi (New Brunswick). These are Canadian hillbillies. They play the banjo, distill maple syrup and it is rumoured may not even like hockey . Not sexy.

How your ancestors got to the US will determine sexiness. Being captured in Acadia and hauled down to Louisiana = not sexy.

Getting lost chasing moose or musky and ending up in the US = sexy.

Driving down in a convertible after signing a multimillion dollar deal with the San Jose Sharks = most sexy.

I'm pretty sure my relatives were kinda fishing and cruising for chicks. Pretty damn sexy, eh?

[Rico The Retard]

Dear Mercer,

Where do babies come from?

[Mercer Boy]

Dear Mercer,

Where do babies come from?

This coming from the guy with a mostly naked hot chick as his avatar?

[SeaWolf]

Dear Mercer,

Where do babies come from?

This coming from the guy with a mostly naked hot chick as his avatar?

What determines if a chick is hot or not?

[Rico The Retard]

Dear Mercer,

Where do babies come from?

This coming from the guy with a mostly naked hot chick as his avatar?

What determines if a chick is hot or not?

if they have a 5 o clock shadow, a chick aint hot if they dont have one

[LT Blue Colt]

Dear Mercer,

Where do babies come from?

This coming from the guy with a mostly naked hot chick as his avatar?

What determines if a chick is hot or not?

if they have a 5 o clock shadow, a chick aint hot if they dont have one

5 o'clock shadow? That's pretty vauge.

Where would you be talkin'?

[J2thez929]

Dear Mercer Boy,

Why does everyone love you so much here at the Cafe?
How did you gain you important status?

-J2thez929

[Mercer Boy]

Dear Mercer Boy,

Why does everyone love you so much here at the Cafe?
How did you gain you important status?

-J2thez929

Am I really a "dear?"

I was unaware that people "loved" me...I guess I am sort of funny at times and attempt to get along with almost everyone I come into contact with. Not being shy about my loser status also helps make me an anti-hero with people.

I would say my status came from being on the Cafe dang near every second of the day for over a year, being looked to as some sort of "role model," and being a close, personal friend of the admins (and beating the crap out of them at whiffleball ).