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Postby MCG321 » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:29 pm

Mercer Boy wrote:
MCG321 wrote:Mercer,

The doc said no
But I still wanna go
And play in Super Bowl 39
Am I out of my mind?

Always the poet,


There once was a man named Terrell,
Dreams of playing in the Bowl he did smell,
But his ankle was broken,
The doc told him he was smokin'
If he thought there was a chance in hell.


Well Mercer,

Let's hope this time you are wrong
And in two weeks Reid will be sending me long
My TD celebration will make the crowd louder
As I turn the Pats into clam chowdah

My poetry skills are diminishing,

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Postby no1cowboysfan » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:03 am

I'll have a blue Christman without you...
I'll be so blue thinkin' about you...
I could feel the choke
When your ankle broke
So I'll have a blue, blue blue blue Christmas...

-Donovan McNabb


Your season's over, who ever knew?
Your ankle broke, as they tend to do
And from now on, my name you'll now rue,
Go bitch to Musa, he got it too...


Yeah... I'm no better at the whole poetry thing...

'Cause I'm Cow ... Boy ... for life.
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