Actually, I've been there myself. Bought a brand new car in '02 and it got hit while parked in a parking lot before I even got the tags (like 4 days after driving it off the lot)!
Then it got hit about a month later by a relative when they tried to back out of the driveway (again, it was parked).
Hit twice in less than the 2 months I had owned it and it was parked both times (over 3K worth of damage combined).
About 3 months later, my wife got hit while driving it.
Not to mention that about 2 1/2 months after buying it, I caught a rock on the highway that cracked the windshield.
That car was jinxed big time.
I am the Reaper of Men,
The Chaser of Souls,
The Weaver of Nightmares,
I am The Heart of Darkness.
I now, and ever will be,
The Purity of Evil.