logan wrote:knapplc wrote:I'm pretty sure I've posted this one here before but at the moment I can't find it, so here goes:A man was in court to give testimony in a trial. He was determined not to cooperate, so when the prosecutor asked him what his relationship to the defendant was, he answered with this:
Brothers and sisters have I none,
But this man's father was my father's son.
What was the witness' relationship to the defendant?
defendants father is the witness' brother making the defendant his nephew
Brothers and sisters have I none.....