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Re: Try this riddle out

Postby houstonherdfan » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:14 am

one more

A man and his son are in a horrific car accident. The son is lifefighted to one hospital and the father is abulances to a different hospital. The son is rushed into the emergency room and pushed directly to surgery. The surgoen comes in and looks down and says, "I can't operate on him he's my son".

How is that possible.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: Try this riddle out

Postby bobbing_headz » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:29 am

houstonherdfan wrote:one more

A man and his son are in a horrific car accident. The son is lifefighted to one hospital and the father is abulances to a different hospital. The son is rushed into the emergency room and pushed directly to surgery. The surgoen comes in and looks down and says, "I can't operate on him he's my son".

How is that possible.


Heard that one before. Doctor is his mother.
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Re: Try this riddle out

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:56 am

houstonherdfan wrote:This one may already have been posted but haven't been folloing the thread and have always liked it. so here goes.

A man rides into town on Friday, Stays 3 days and leaves on Friday.

How is that possible?


Horse named Friday?
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Re: Try this riddle out

Postby houstonherdfan » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:46 pm

Yes and Yes. I figured that someone would get the mother one. some older Cheers fan. That brain teaster was a central part of 2 shows Diane told it and Sam couldn't figure it out. Fraiser finally got frustrated and told him.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: Try this riddle out

Postby GoFaulkYourself » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:35 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Easy one here...

The lori says the dodo tells lies.
The dodo says the eagle tells lies.
The eagle says both the lori and the dodo tell lies.
Who's telling the truth?


the dodo? because he is saying the eagle tells lies which must be true since the lori and the dodo can't both be telling lies..I guess
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Re: Try this riddle out

Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:38 pm

GoFaulkYourself wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Easy one here...

The lori says the dodo tells lies.
The dodo says the eagle tells lies.
The eagle says both the lori and the dodo tell lies.
Who's telling the truth?


the dodo? because he is saying the eagle tells lies which must be true since the lori and the dodo can't both be telling lies..I guess


Whichever one isn't a lawyer ;-) :-b
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Re: Try this riddle out

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:54 pm

Faulk is right and Deeray is wrong. :-D
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