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Postby mutantseabass » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:16 pm

I almost pissed myself laughing at that one deluxe

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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:51 pm

That is amazing...It's crazy the stuff that goes on. Hard to blame a guy for dropping the rock when a guy is tugging on your frank and beans.

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Postby Vikes_Fan2823 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:25 pm

Good read, I sure am glad I'm not a lineman. Those are the only balls they get to touch :-o
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Postby black_hawk8888 » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:57 am

This has to be one of the best pure, all around threads in the history of the cafe. I laughed until it hurt.
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Postby Azrael » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:56 am

No wonder the Patriots win, they cheat! Mike Vrabel, the compulsive ball squeezer.

btw, I like the Giants red jerseys in the pick beside the story.
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Postby Cooner » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:41 pm

"just no spitting. Think about it, you might spit on yourself..."

heh heh that would suck. Glad I'm not recovering any fumbles anytime soon...
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:21 pm

Wow, never knew how much ball grabbing went on under there...
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Postby JimmyChoi » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:15 pm

There certainly seems to be a lot of crushed balls.........
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