Battle of the Fruits Round 1: Limes over Papayas

[mutantseabass]

Man fruit and alcohol go together hand and hand, never really thought of that. Whats a Corona without a Lime???? You have to go Lime here no question.

[mutantseabass]

I have a grudge against papyas. I was knocked out by one in fifth grade.

Never play 500 with fruit!

Thats one of the funniest visuals i have ever had!

[Mercer Boy]

I have a grudge against papyas. I was knocked out by one in fifth grade.

Never play 500 with fruit!

Thats one of the funniest visuals i have ever had!

I'd probably think it was funny also if I knew what "500" was...

Is that some sort of basketball game? Sorry for being inept with schoolyard games.

[ljthockey]

Alright Mercer the classic game of "500"

There is one person probally 20 yards away from a group of people he then throws the football in the air and yells a numebr like 100 then whoever catches that ball gets 100 points and so on and so on. The first person to get 500 is the new thrower.

[mutantseabass]

Alright Mercer the classic game of "500"

There is one person probally 20 yards away from a group of people he then throws the football in the air and yells a numebr like 100 then whoever catches that ball gets 100 points and so on and so on. The first person to get 500 is the new thrower.

My oldest boy is 4 so i ask this of anyone who has older kids or is younger themsleves. Does anyone still play this game? It was one of my favorite games when i was a kid, ya never see kids playing curball or smear the queer either.

[deluxe_247]

Alright Mercer the classic game of "500"

There is one person probally 20 yards away from a group of people he then throws the football in the air and yells a numebr like 100 then whoever catches that ball gets 100 points and so on and so on. The first person to get 500 is the new thrower.

My oldest boy is 4 so i ask this of anyone who has older kids or is younger themsleves. Does anyone still play this game? It was one of my favorite games when i was a kid, ya never see kids playing curball or smear the queer either.

LOL smear the queer was AWESOME!!!! i forgot about that one!!!

[Mercer Boy]

Wow, I can honestly say I have never heard of "500." Interesting game, though. Does it have to be an increment of 100 when you throw, or can you just shout out a random "83" or something like that?

That must have been the nerd version...then you'd have to add in exponents, logrithms, and trigonometric ratios to make it really fun! Of course, they probably wouldn't be able to catch the ball in order to get the points.

Curball is a new one on me as well. Smear the queer I have heard of...never played it though since I knew I would get crushed.

[ljthockey]

I never liked 500 they stupid jackpots and mystery boxs the other kids would try to throw in .

[mutantseabass]

We simply stuck in increments of 10 so our minds when not thinking of sports or girls could do the math. Although there was one guy in every game that thought he had won and really had 200 points after a few purple nurples, a wedgie and about 15 wet willies he would agree he had 200. Ahhhhh those were the days!

[MeShawn]

I never liked 500 they stupid jackpots and mystery boxs the other kids would try to throw in .

"Mystery box!!!"

*guy catches the ball*


"Haha, the mystery box was negative afinity (Napoleon Dynomite-esque) points!!! Haha"

*points and laughs*



Ah, the good 'ole 500 games, lol.





And what's with these fruit competitions? I know its almost the offseason, but are you guys really that desparate?


Anyways, my vote goes to the limes