Thanks GP...you've helped me realize that commercial is even stupider than I originally thought!
I have a hard time seeing Torii Hunter say, "Once I put on my game face, it's like a pot 'o neckbones."
Urlacher should have opted for a Faraday's cage as a mask instead of that barbed wire cube. That way no one could annoy him with electromagnetic waves while playing football. I know it always bugs me.
Rivera's looks like a combination gas mask/Ecto-goggles from Ghostbusters