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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:38 am

I bet most of you probably watch the show or read these anyway, but every so often I go online and look at Jay Leno's headlines they have on the website. If you've never seen them before, you will die laughing on some of them - guaranteed.

I just read the set called "What Mary finds golden in her 'golden years'…" and had myself and one of my co-workers bawling and gasping for air. :-b ;-D
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:45 am

those are sweet!! i especially found this one amusing:
"Here's the meaning of ironic -- 'Books on suicide never returned.'"
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:46 am

The one about the 'golden years' was pretty funny. :-b Too bad Leno is a shell of a late night talk show host compared to Conan and Dave.
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Postby Guttpuppy » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:50 am

Hahaha.Nice link. :-b

These things are classic.Too many to read in one sitting.
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Postby Nilmerf » Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:47 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Too bad Leno is a shell of a late night talk show host compared to Conan and Dave.

Boo. Leno rules. Him and Kevin are doing a Super Bowl bet.. if the Eagles win Jay gets dunked in Campbells Chunky Soup and if the Patriots win, Kevin gets dunked in clam chowder.
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Postby Turnip » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:53 am

conan and dave are indeed the best, but headlines is funny
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