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Postby Azrael » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:10 pm

mutantseabass wrote:
UNDEFEATED wrote:greatest invention ever------> Soap-on-a-Rope! :-D


I think Koren could still drop it.


He'd drop it if it came with handles.
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Postby moochman » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:38 am

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Associated Press
2/4/2005
BALTIMORE (AP) - Baltimore Ravens running back Jamal Lewis reported to federal prison camp in Florida on Friday to serve a four-month sentence for using a cellphone to try to set up a cocaine deal.


I don't know.
Is it just me?
Doesn't actual, real cocaine need to be involved to actually land in prison? Prison?
This was a kinda sorta maybe in a restaurant pass the ketchup can I use your cell phone deal where nothing else actually happened.

Guess I better watch what I say at work.
Or for that matter ... here ... hmmmmm.

Opps. Nevermind.
Just a joke.
I love the F.B.I. ... ha ha ... and George W. Bush ... ha ha ... and whoever else is listening. Ha ha. J. Edgar Hoover! Forever!
Really.


Welcome to the new democracy. Freedom of expression, as long as you're saying what we've approved. That is the issue that I thought that Lewis would get off on. There was no deal made. Does that now mean that undercover agents can arrest people just for talking about crime? When we copromise the constitution for law enforcement we open the door for totalitarism.

At least the streets are safer for the next four months. Sleep well America and pray it's not too late by the time you wake up.
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Postby Football Newbie » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:25 am

Azrael wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
UNDEFEATED wrote:greatest invention ever------> Soap-on-a-Rope! :-D


I think Koren could still drop it.


He'd drop it if it came with handles.


Thats awesome.
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Postby Flux » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:43 am

Jamal Lewis reported to federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida on Friday to serve a four-month sentence.

Fantasy owners are not expected to have visitation rights. Feb. 4 - 2:39 pm et


hahaha
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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:39 pm

moochman wrote:Welcome to the new democracy ... Does that now mean that undercover agents can arrest people just for talking about crime? When we copromise the constitution for law enforcement we open the door for totalitarism.

;-D Mooch, but let it go.
Apparently we are much more interested in the image of bending over for some soap than the turn this country's now taking.
Go ahead. Laugh now. I know.
If you don't take charge and make some sort of stand - it'll be you in prison or dying in Iran. And just how funny is that?
Can't happen here? Just ask Japanese-Americans who wound up in barbed wire concentration camps.
Ahh ... forget it.
Don't pick up the soap, Jamal.
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Postby deluxe_247 » Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:40 pm

i agree with you guys 100% but if i say anything in this thread i automatically get dubbed as a homer :-/
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Postby chaindog35 » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:46 pm

maybe if he does drop the soap it'll make him run faster next year.
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Postby mutantseabass » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:48 pm

chaindog35 wrote:maybe if he does drop the soap it'll make him run faster next year.


Or bow legged!
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:49 pm

Football Newbie wrote:
Azrael wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
UNDEFEATED wrote:greatest invention ever------> Soap-on-a-Rope! :-D


I think Koren could still drop it.


He'd drop it if it came with handles.


Thats awesome.


maybe Koren should stick with body wash... ;-D
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Postby mtryanks12 » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:14 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:
Football Newbie wrote:
Azrael wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
UNDEFEATED wrote:greatest invention ever------> Soap-on-a-Rope! :-D


I think Koren could still drop it.


He'd drop it if it came with handles.


Thats awesome.


maybe Koren should stick with body wash... ;-D


he'd still drop the bottle!
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