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by **mutantseabass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:58 am

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the >porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Patriot towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."

by **Guttpuppy** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:03 am

Man,this joke is old,have heard it with various different players and teams.

BOOOOOO!!! :-B

by **mutantseabass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:26 am

Man this is a tough crowd........delete it then Gutt.

by **Guttpuppy** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:46 am

It's all good man,it's a funny joke.I was just stating that I had heard it a few times.

Besides,everyone knows that God is a Steeler fan...notice how the joke still says towel,Patriots Towel?Gimme a break. ;-)

by **mutantseabass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:00 am

Seriously i dont have a problem with deleting it. If its an old joke do it up, personally i have never heard it. Dont want to clutter the board or step on anyones toes. Congrads on 8000 posts thats just insane! ;-D

Oh and for the record i know that God isnt a Lions fan!!! :-°

by **joshyboy72** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:21 am

I had never heard it before...and didn't even get it the first time. :-o

But I see it now... :-b

pssst GP is just mad because his team got whooped by Brady as well

by **gatorman1122** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:46 am

So if God is a Patriots fan, then the devil must be an Eagles fan! }:-)

by **South Park Cows** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:21 pm

Q: Why is there a hole in the middle of the roof on Texas Stadium?

A: So God can watch his favorite team play.

:-b

by **kanezfan11** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:23 pm

South Park Cows wrote:Q: Why is there a hole in the middle of the roof on Texas Stadium?

A: So God can watch his favorite team lose.

by **MeShawn** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:27 pm

kanezfan11 wrote:
South Park Cows wrote:Q: Why is there a hole in the middle of the roof on Texas Stadium?

A: So God can watch his favorite team beat the Giants twice a year.

Say what?

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