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Postby goleafsgo96 » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:04 pm

in public! well it wasnt that bad, but anyways, i saw him in a local FORTINOS, i live in burlington ontario, which is right beside his hometown of Oakville. Anyways, i guess hes home with the family, and my friend and i saw him shopping. my friend pointed him out to me, and we noticed he was going up and down the aisles. So we ran up ahead of him, and when he passed by i said "hey, its the idiot kicker!"
He gave me a sharp look, then i laughed and said "just kidding, your actually my favorite kicker" (lie) and i told him how i know the colts will be in the big dance next year, then eventually i got his autograph and my friend got him to sign his apron (he was working at the time) and i dont know how thats gonna work considering it has to be washed, but whatever.
The point of my story is, Mike Vanderjagt has a smoking hott wife!! 8-o
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Postby Canacuna » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:12 pm

That's a pretty cool story, d00d.

However, it could have been cooler if you left it with "Hey, it's the idiot kicker!" and then a fight ensued (because Vandy is a little sensitive). You proceed to give Vandy a beat-down (because you have to defend yourself, even against a kicker) and then leave the mall with his smoking hot wife. That's how The 'Cuna would have handled it. B-)

But anyway, that's really awesome. It's fun meeting celebrities and athletes during their every-day routine. ;-D
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Postby deluxe_247 » Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:17 pm

Canacuna wrote:However, it could have been cooler if you left it with "Hey, it's the idiot kicker!" and then a fight ensued (because Vandy is a little sensitive). You proceed to give Vandy a beat-down (because you have to defend yourself, even against a kicker) and then leave the mall with his smoking hot wife.


i think you would win some kind of award of you gave that guy a beat down...and if not, id make one for you :-o ive figured out that pretty much any rich guy can get hot chicks (even kickers), just ask billy bob thornton.

great story though. instead of asking for his autograph it would have been great to say something like "can you get me peyton's autograph?"
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Postby ljthockey » Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:33 pm

Damn I wouldnt of said theres that idiot kicker you dont know how much of a temper he has for that.

Anyways thats cool you met him and got his autograph what was he shopping for?
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Postby mutantseabass » Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:37 pm

Did he have a shooping cart full of beer and hair gel?
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Postby MeShawn » Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:39 pm

Cool story, but Vanderjact is an @ss. After you got his autograph, you should have ripped it up and then thrown it in the trash right in front of his face :-D

Or you could use Canacuna's alternative. That would have worked great too B-)
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Re: I mouthed off Vanderjagt!

Postby Goatwhacker » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:40 pm

goleafsgo96 wrote: So we ran up ahead of him, and when he passed by i said "hey, its the idiot kicker!"


Look, maybe I'm missing something here, but if you're running around calling people names isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black?
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Postby Lushcrush » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:52 pm

Cool ... you did well.
What did his wife look like? :-?
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Postby kanezfan11 » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:35 pm

MeShawn wrote:Cool story, but Vanderjact is an @ss. After you got his autograph, you should have ripped it up and then thrown it in the trash right in front of his face :-D

Or you could use Canacuna's alternative. That would have worked great too B-)


He shouldve wiped his bungholio with it. ;-)

And damn, I wanna meet a celebrity/athlete in a random place. (Especially with a got GF).
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:11 am

That is great...Too bad you didn't see him at a bar, and he was sloshed.

Maybe he was getting a copy of Peyton's autbiography...Haha..(Not that he has one that I know of)
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