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Postby Homeless » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:40 am

Female Brain Cell ......


Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which mistakenly
wandered into a man's head.


She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.


"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.


Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.


Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"


Finally she heard a voice from far, far away:


"Hello... we're down here..."

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Postby cwebb » Sun Aug 17, 2003 7:03 am

This is sooo wrong, man, really really wrong and I definitely did not laugh

;-)
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Postby terpfan » Sun Aug 17, 2003 11:34 am

haha cwebb im with u! :-b
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Postby slowkidz » Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:30 pm

i don't get it.... :-?


















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Postby Madison » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:58 pm

Lol. ;-D
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I now, and ever will be,
The Purity of Evil.
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Postby LT Blue Colt » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:53 pm

A blast from the past!

This was a good one! ;-D
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Postby Vikes Rule 88 » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:54 pm

most definately a good one ;-D
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Postby MCG321 » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:06 pm

Good one! ;-D :-b
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Postby kashikis » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:19 pm

lol :-b
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:36 pm

What was this bumped for? :-D
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