Test your knowledge of NFL Player names!

[maddog60]

love the idea behind this post bags, I just don't have to time to go through and try to recall everyone's first name. maybe later.

[CC]

OK, I'm taking the time to get everyone I can. (no cheating)

The Matt Light from the sun woke me up in my home in David Boston.
I had been dreaming about the golden Tai Streets of heaven.
I opened the window and
and looked into the Cato June sky as a Drew Brees blew in.
I saw a Mike Cloud that looked like a
noble Sammy Knight floating past the sun. I also saw what looked
like some medieval warriors holding spears and Will Shields as if
they were about to do Arnaz Battle.

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes with my Norman Hand and put
a white t-shirt on along with some black jeans. I also put
on a Mel Gray cap and my Ahman Green tennis shoes. My bedroom was a
mess, so I stepped over a Todd Heap of dirty clothes and turned
on the TV to play a video game. I played a couple of levels
of Kenyon Rambo then turned it off. I thought it was funny how the
game Larry Centers around violence.

After playing video games I got hungry. So I decided to
Jameel Cook a hotdog sandwich with mustard and Tim Brown Jerry Rice. I cut my
sandwich in two with a Ben Steele blade because it was Darren Sharper
than the wooden one. I then told my dad to pass the Julius Peppers
and he started getting winey so I grabbed it myself.

After eating I walked through the Master's Chris Chambers, down
the Dante Hall and out
to the swimming Tyrone Poole to drink a cold Teddy Bruschi. I took off
my shoes and then accidentally stepped on a rock that cut
my foot. It Drew Bledsoe bad that I had to put a band-aid on it.
It was the second time I hurt myself that week; i also had
Joe Burns on my elbow from the stove.

After a short swim, I decided to go look for a job because
i was running low on Chris Cash. I went to the garage and saw
both of my cars. One was a Lecharles Bentley, and the other was a
Carl Ford. I chose the former because it has Joey Goodspeed and new
shocks and Shawn Springs.
I was able to buy the car by robbing several Tony Banks a few
months earlier. I didn't want to be a Ty Law breaker
anymore, which was why i wanted to get an honest job.

So I jumped in my David Carr and went to hunt for a job. I called
my Terry Cousin to see if he wanted to ride with me. I honked my
Joe Horn and he came outside.
He asked
if he could drive the car, and I told him no because he's
a bad Donald Driver. So he got in, and we went cruising around.
We drove through an Jerame Urban area and into the Rodrick (sp?) Hood. At the
stop sign i looked over and watched two guys take a Orlando Huff of
gasoline because they were trying to get high. Then I saw
a cat walking along a tree Deion Branch, and an old woman coming
out of the grocery store with the assistance of a Darwin Walker.

I realized if anyone was ever going to give me a job, i
needed to cut my nappy hair, so i made a trip to the
Tiki Barber shop. He charged me $10 which i thought was a
fair price. So we hopped back in the vehicle and i resumed
my job search. I decided to stop at the Hilton, which is
the Shaun King of hotels, to put in
an application. While I was walking up the sidewalk I saw
a bush which had a Betrand Berry and Lee Flowers in it. They rejected
me and told me i was too Bryant Young to be a CEO. So I drove
west through the Jerome Woods, across some bridges, over a hill
and across a
couple of David Akers of land and put an application in at
the Casey Hampton. They looked at me like I just came out of
a psycho Hines Ward. At that point I had little Chris Hope
of finding a job. So I decided to lower my standards
and put in an application at Taco Wallace Kendrell Bell. Plus I love
burritos, so it made sense.

I gave it my best. I know theres a bunch I missed. Spears, Hill, West were particularly irksome.

[bagobonez]

OK, I'm taking the time to get everyone I can. (no cheating)

The Matt Light from the sun woke me up in my home in David Boston.
I had been dreaming about the golden Tai Streets of heaven.
I opened the window and
and looked into the Cato June sky as a Drew Brees blew in.
I saw a Mike Cloud that looked like a
noble Sammy Knight floating past the sun. I also saw what looked
like some medieval warriors holding spears and Will Shields as if
they were about to do Arnaz Battle.

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes with my Norman Hand and put
a white t-shirt on along with some black jeans. I also put
on a Mel Gray cap and my Ahman Green tennis shoes. My bedroom was a
mess, so I stepped over a Todd Heap of dirty clothes and turned
on the TV to play a video game. I played a couple of levels
of Kenyon Rambo then turned it off. I thought it was funny how the
game Larry Centers around violence.

After playing video games I got hungry. So I decided to
Jameel Cook a hotdog sandwich with mustard and Tim Brown Jerry Rice. I cut my
sandwich in two with a Ben Steele blade because it was Darren Sharper
than the wooden one. I then told my dad to pass the Julius Peppers
and he started getting winey so I grabbed it myself.

After eating I walked through the Master's Chris Chambers, down
the Dante Hall and out
to the swimming Tyrone Poole to drink a cold Teddy Bruschi. I took off
my shoes and then accidentally stepped on a rock that cut
my foot. It Drew Bledsoe bad that I had to put a band-aid on it.
It was the second time I hurt myself that week; i also had
Joe Burns on my elbow from the stove.

After a short swim, I decided to go look for a job because
i was running low on Chris Cash. I went to the garage and saw
both of my cars. One was a Lecharles Bentley, and the other was a
Carl Ford. I chose the former because it has Joey Goodspeed and new
shocks and Shawn Springs.
I was able to buy the car by robbing several Tony Banks a few
months earlier. I didn't want to be a Ty Law breaker
anymore, which was why i wanted to get an honest job.

So I jumped in my David Carr and went to hunt for a job. I called
my Terry Cousin to see if he wanted to ride with me. I honked my
Joe Horn and he came outside.
He asked
if he could drive the car, and I told him no because he's
a bad Donald Driver. So he got in, and we went cruising around.
We drove through an Jerame Urban area and into the Rodrick (sp?) Hood. At the
stop sign i looked over and watched two guys take a Orlando Huff of
gasoline because they were trying to get high. Then I saw
a cat walking along a tree Deion Branch, and an old woman coming
out of the grocery store with the assistance of a Darwin Walker.

I realized if anyone was ever going to give me a job, i
needed to cut my nappy hair, so i made a trip to the
Tiki Barber shop. He charged me $10 which i thought was a
fair price. So we hopped back in the vehicle and i resumed
my job search. I decided to stop at the Hilton, which is
the Shaun King of hotels, to put in
an application. While I was walking up the sidewalk I saw
a bush which had a Betrand Berry and Lee Flowers in it. They rejected
me and told me i was too Bryant Young to be a CEO. So I drove
west through the Jerome Woods, across some bridges, over a hill
and across a
couple of David Akers of land and put an application in at
the Casey Hampton. They looked at me like I just came out of
a psycho Hines Ward. At that point I had little Chris Hope
of finding a job. So I decided to lower my standards
and put in an application at Taco Wallace Kendrell Bell. Plus I love
burritos, so it made sense.

I gave it my best. I know theres a bunch I missed. Spears, Hill, West were particularly irksome.

Very good! I counted 16 people missed, but if you honestly didn't cheat you still did a damn good job.

[J2thez929]

16 missed! Holy sh*t! I thought I did pretty good along with Cheese and he missed 16.

Are there a bunch of no-namers in that list?

[no1cowboysfan]

Peepless Price

I'm hoping this was a joke...

Anyways, nice little quiz Bag. I am opting out of it, but still, the creative juices are clearly flowing within thee...

[Dr. Duran Duran]

The Matt Light from the sun woke me up in my home in David Boston.I had been dreaming about the golden Tai Streets of heaven. I opened the window and looked into the Cato June sky as a Drew Brees blew in. I saw a Mike Cloud that looked like a noble Sammy Knight floating past the sun. I also saw what looked like some medieval warriors holding Marcus Spears and Will Shields as if they were about to do Arnaz Battle.

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes with my Norman Hand and put a Randy White t-shirt on along with some Avion Black jeans. I also put on a Mel Gray cap and my Ahman Green tennis shoes. My bedroom was a mess, so I stepped over a Todd Heap of dirty clothes and turned on the TV to play a video game. I played a couple of levels of Kenyon Rambo then turned it off. I thought it was funny how the game Larry Centers around violence.

After playing video games I got hungry. So I decided to Jameel Cook a hotdog sandwich with mustard and Tim Brown Jerry Rice. I cut my sandwich in two with a Ben Steele blade because it was Darren Sharper than the Shawn Wooden one. I then told my dad to pass the Julius Peppers and he started getting winey so I grabbed it myself.

After eating I walked through the Master's Chris Chambers, down the Dante Hall and out to the swimming Tyrone Poole to drink a cold Tedi Bruschi. I took off my shoes and then accidentally stepped on a rock that cut my foot. It Drew Bledsoe bad that I had to put a band-aid on it. It was the second time I hurt myself that week; i also had Joe Burns on my elbow from the stove.

After a Brandon Short swim, I decided to go look for a job because i was running low on Chris Cash. I went to the garage and saw both of my cars. One was a Lecharles Bentley, and the other was a Carl Ford. I chose the former because it has Joey Goodspeed and new shocks and Shawn Springs. I was able to buy the car by robbing several Tony Banks a few months earlier. I didn't want to be a Ty Law breaker anymore, which was why i wanted to get an honest job.

So I jumped in my David Carr and went to Cledius Hunt for a job. I called my Terry Cousin to see if he wanted to ride with me. I honked my Joe Horn and he came outside. He asked if he could drive the car, and I told him no because he's a bad Donald Driver. So he got in, and we went cruising around. We drove through an Jerame Urban area and into the Rodrick Hood. At the stop sign i looked over and watched two guys take a Orlando Huff of gasoline because they were trying to get high. Then I saw a cat walking along a tree Deion Branch, and an old woman coming out of the grocery store with the assistance of a Darwin Walker.

I realized if anyone was ever going to give me a job, i needed to cut my nappy hair, so i made a trip to the Tiki Barber shop. He charged me $10 which i thought was a Terry Fair Peerless Price. So we hopped back in the vehicle and i resumed my job search. I decided to stop at the Hilton, which is the Shaun King of hotels, to put in an application. While I was walking up the sidewalk I saw a Devin Bush which had a Betrand Berry and Lee Flowers in it. They rejected me and told me i was too Bryant Young to be a CEO. So I drove west through the Jerome Woods, across some bridges, over a Drew Hill and across a couple of David Akers of land and put an application in at the Casey Hampton. They looked at me like I just came out of a psycho Hines Ward. At that point I had little Chris Hope of finding a job. So I decided to lower my standards and put in an application at Taco Wallace Kendrell Bell. Plus I love burritos, so it made sense.

My new finds were, Peerless Price, Terry Fair, Marcus Spears, Devin Bush, Avion Black, Shawn Wooden, Drew Hill and Brandon Short.

[bagobonez]

The Matt Light from the sun woke me up in my home in David Boston.I had been dreaming about the golden Tai Streets of heaven. I opened the window and looked into the Cato June sky as a Drew Brees blew in. I saw a Mike Cloud that looked like a noble Sammy Knight floating past the sun. I also saw what looked like some medieval warriors holding Marcus Spears and Will Shields as if they were about to do Arnaz Battle.

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes with my Norman Hand and put a white t-shirt on along with some Avion Black jeans. I also put on a Mel Gray cap and my Ahman Green tennis shoes. My bedroom was a mess, so I stepped over a Todd Heap of dirty clothes and turned on the TV to play a video game. I played a couple of levels of Kenyon Rambo then turned it off. I thought it was funny how the game Larry Centers around violence.

After playing video games I got hungry. So I decided to Jameel Cook a hotdog sandwich with mustard and Tim Brown Jerry Rice. I cut my sandwich in two with a Ben Steele blade because it was Darren Sharper than the Shawn Wooden one. I then told my dad to pass the Julius Peppers and he started getting winey so I grabbed it myself.

After eating I walked through the Master's Chris Chambers, down the Dante Hall and out to the swimming Tyrone Poole to drink a cold Tedi Bruschi. I took off my shoes and then accidentally stepped on a rock that cut my foot. It Drew Bledsoe bad that I had to put a band-aid on it. It was the second time I hurt myself that week; i also had Joe Burns on my elbow from the stove.

After a Brandon Short swim, I decided to go look for a job because i was running low on Chris Cash. I went to the garage and saw both of my cars. One was a Lecharles Bentley, and the other was a Carl Ford. I chose the former because it has Joey Goodspeed and new shocks and Shawn Springs. I was able to buy the car by robbing several Tony Banks a few months earlier. I didn't want to be a Ty Law breaker anymore, which was why i wanted to get an honest job.

So I jumped in my David Carr and went to hunt for a job. I called my Terry Cousin to see if he wanted to ride with me. I honked my Joe Horn and he came outside. He asked if he could drive the car, and I told him no because he's a bad Donald Driver. So he got in, and we went cruising around. We drove through an Jerame Urban area and into the Rodrick Hood. At the stop sign i looked over and watched two guys take a Orlando Huff of gasoline because they were trying to get high. Then I saw a cat walking along a tree Deion Branch, and an old woman coming out of the grocery store with the assistance of a Darwin Walker.

I realized if anyone was ever going to give me a job, i needed to cut my nappy hair, so i made a trip to the Tiki Barber shop. He charged me $10 which i thought was a Terry Fair Peerless Price. So we hopped back in the vehicle and i resumed my job search. I decided to stop at the Hilton, which is the Shaun King of hotels, to put in an application. While I was walking up the sidewalk I saw a Devin Bush which had a Betrand Berry and Lee Flowers in it. They rejected me and told me i was too Bryant Young to be a CEO. So I drove west through the Jerome Woods, across some bridges, over a Drew Hill and across a couple of David Akers of land and put an application in at the Casey Hampton. They looked at me like I just came out of a psycho Hines Ward. At that point I had little Chris Hope of finding a job. So I decided to lower my standards and put in an application at Taco Wallace Kendrell Bell. Plus I love burritos, so it made sense.

My new finds were, Peerless Price, Terry Fair, Marcus Spears, Devin Bush, Avion Black, Shawn Wooden, Drew Hill and Brandon Short.

Wow, even better, but you're still missing eight.

[Sixxgunn]

Pretty good post,but I'm a bit too lazy to do it other than in my mind.I did notice the too blatant misspelling to fit Drew Brees(breeze) in there.Overall it was a fun read though!

[Dr. Duran Duran]

I just added Randy White and Cledius Hunt, so that makes six to go.

[bagobonez]

Alright, it seems like everyone that wanted to play has played, so here's the answer key......

The matt light from the sun woke me up in my home in David Boston.
I had been dreaming about the Tad golden Tai streets of heaven.
I opened the window and
and looked into the Cato June sky as a Drew brees blew in.
I saw a Mike cloud that looked like a
Brandon noble Sammy knight floating past the sun. I also saw what looked
like some medieval warriors holding Marcus spears and Will shields as if
they were about to do Arnaz battle.

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes with my Norman hand and put
a Dez white t-shirt on along with some Jordan black jeans. I also put
on a Chris gray cap and my Trent green tennis shoes. My bedroom was a
mess, so I stepped over a Todd heap of dirty clothes and turned
on the TV to play a video game. I played a couple of levels
of Ken-Yon Rambo then turned it off. I thought it was funny how the
game Larry centers around violence.

After playing video games I got hungry. So I decided to
Jameel cook a hotdog sandwich with Chad mustard and Tim brown Jerry rice. I cut my
sandwich in two with a Markus steele Willie blade because it was Darren sharper
than the Shawn wooden one. I then told my dad to Patrick pass the Julius peppers
and he started getting Brandon winey so I grabbed it myself.

After eating I walked through the Master's Chris chambers, down
the Dante hall and out
to the swimming Tyrone poole to drink a cold Tedy bruschi. I took off
my shoes and then accidentally stepped on a rock that cut
my foot. It Drew bledsoe bad that I had to put a band-aid on it.
It was the second time I hurt myself that week; i also had
Joe burns on my elbow from the stove.

After a Brandon short swim, I decided to go look for a job because
i was running low on Chris cash. I went to the garage and saw
both of my cars. One was a Lecharles Bentley, and the other was a
Carl Ford. I chose the former because it has Joey goodspeed and new
shocks and Shawn springs.
I was able to buy the car by robbing several Tony banks a few
months earlier. I didn't want to be a Ty law breaker
anymore, which was why i wanted to get an honest job.

So I jumped in my David carr and went to Cletidus hunt for a job. I called
my Terry cousin to see if he wanted to ride with me. I honked my
Joe horn and he came outside.
He asked
if he could drive the car, and I told him no because he's
a bad Donald driver. So he got in, and we went cruising around.
We drove through an Jeremhe urban area and into the Roderick hood. At the
stop sign i looked over and watched two guys take a Orlando huff of
gasoline because they were trying to get high. Then I saw
a cat walking along a tree Deion branch, and an old woman coming
out of the grocery store with the assistance of a Javon walker.

I realized if anyone was ever going to give me a job, i
needed to cut my nappy hair, so i made a trip to the
Ronde barber shop. He charged me $10 which i thought was a
Terry fair Peerless price. So we hopped back in the vehicle and i resumed
my job search. I decided to stop at the Zach Hilton, which is
the Shaun king of hotels, to put in
an application. While I was walking up the sidewalk I saw
a Mike bush which had a Bertrand berry and Erik flowers in it. They rejected
me and told me i was too Bryant young to be a CEO. So I drove
west through the Rashaun woods, across some Jeremy bridges, over a Renaldo hill
and across a
couple of David akers of land and put an application in at
the Casey Hampton. They looked at me like I just came out of
a psycho Hines ward. At that point I had Leonard little Chris hope
of finding a job. So I decided to lower my standards
and put in an application at Taco Kendrell Bell. Plus I love
burritos, so it made sense.

Answer key:
OT Matt Light - Patriots
WR David Boston - Dolphins
DB Tad Golden - Giants
WR Tai Streets - Lions
CB Cato June - Colts
QB Drew Brees - Chargers
RB Mike Cloud - Giants
DT Brandon Noble - Redskins
SS Sammy Knight - Dolphins
OT Marcus Spears - Texans
OG Will Shields - Chiefs
WR Arnaz Battle - 49ers
DT Norman Hand - Giants
WR Dez White - Falcons
OT Jordan Black - Chiefs
OG Chris Gray - Seahawks
QB Trent Green - Chiefs
TE Todd Heap - Ravens
WR Ken-Yon Rambo - Jets
RB Larry Centers - Patriots
RB Jameel Cook - Bucs
TE Chad Mustard - Browns
WR Troy Brown - Patriots
WR Jerry Rice - Seahawks
LB Marcus Steele - Cowboys
DT Willie Blade - Cowboys
FS Darren Sharper - Packers
DB Shawn Wooden - Dolphins
RB Patrick Pass - Patriots
DE Julius Peppers - Panthers
OT Brandon Winey - Giants
WR Chris Chambers - Dolphins
WR Dante Hall - Chiefs
CB Tyrone Poole - Patriots
LB Tedy Bruschi - Patriots
QB Drew Bledsoe - Bills
RB Joe Burns - Bills
LB Brandon Short - Panthers
CB Chris Cash - Lions
OG Lecharles Bentley - Saints
?? Carl Ford - ??
RB Joey Goodspeed - Rams
CB Shawn Springs - Redskins
QB Tony Banks - Texans
CB Ty Law - Patriots
QB David Carr - Texans
DT Cletidus Hunt - Packers
CB Terry Cousin - Giants
WR Joe Horn - Saints
WR Donald Driver - Packers
WR Jeremhe Urban - Seahawks
CB Roderick Hood - Eagles
LB Orlando Huff - Seahawks
WR Deion Branch - Patriots
WR Javon Walker - Packers
CB Ronde Barber - Bucs
CB Terry Fair - Steelers
WR Peerless Price - Falcons
TE Zach Hilton - Saints
QB Shaun King - Cardinals
WR Mike Bush - 49ers
DE Bertrand Berry - Cardinals
DE Erik Flowers - Rams
DT Bryant Young - 49ers
WR Rashaun Woods - 49ers
OG Jeremy Bridges - Cardinals
CB Renaldo Hill - Cardinals
PK David Akers - Eagles
DT Casey Hampton - Steelers
WR Hines Ward - Steelers
DE Leonard Little - Rams
FS Chris Hope - Steelers
LB Kendrell Bell - Steelers