moonhead wrote:the only movie jennifer aniston is in that is worth watching is called the good girl. and then maybe bruce almighty is a distant second.
(she has some sex in the good girl. )
I'm assuming you left out Office Space by accident.
yeah i should have said where she has a lead role.
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maddog60 wrote:Just saw The Breakup. Pretty lackluster movie overall, I would definitely wait for video on this one. The plot isnt that great, and Vince Vaugh pretty much is the only reason the movie is worth watching. He carries the film 95% of the time. Jennifer Anniston does get naked in that, which might explain why its #1 at the box office.
5/10
Worth watching right there.....
That's like the movie Sirens. The movie really wasn't good at all but one thing gives it a 10/10 rating. Elle McPherson: Full Frontal Nudity.
Yeah, see the thing is, I TiVo stuff like this just so I get the ability to fast forward. I have no clue what the movie was about, but that five minutes in the lake was top notch.
maddog60 wrote:Just saw The Breakup. Pretty lackluster movie overall, I would definitely wait for video on this one. The plot isnt that great, and Vince Vaugh pretty much is the only reason the movie is worth watching. He carries the film 95% of the time. Jennifer Anniston does get naked in that, which might explain why its #1 at the box office.
5/10
Worth watching right there.....
That's like the movie Sirens. The movie really wasn't good at all but one thing gives it a 10/10 rating. Elle McPherson: Full Frontal Nudity.
Yeah, see the thing is, I TiVo stuff like this just so I get the ability to fast forward. I have no clue what the movie was about, but that five minutes in the lake was top notch.
I haven't seen this movie in a while, but as I recall Ms. McPherson was starkers several times during painting sessions too, wasn't she?
maddog60 wrote:Just saw The Breakup. Pretty lackluster movie overall, I would definitely wait for video on this one. The plot isnt that great, and Vince Vaugh pretty much is the only reason the movie is worth watching. He carries the film 95% of the time. Jennifer Anniston does get naked in that, which might explain why its #1 at the box office.
5/10
Worth watching right there.....
That's like the movie Sirens. The movie really wasn't good at all but one thing gives it a 10/10 rating. Elle McPherson: Full Frontal Nudity.
Yeah, see the thing is, I TiVo stuff like this just so I get the ability to fast forward. I have no clue what the movie was about, but that five minutes in the lake was top notch.
I haven't seen this movie in a while, but as I recall Ms. McPherson was starkers several times during painting sessions too, wasn't she?
Ummm...could be. I only made it as far as the lake portion and decided that was all the film was good for. I only watched it because someone told me about it.
maddog60 wrote:Just saw The Breakup. Pretty lackluster movie overall, I would definitely wait for video on this one. The plot isnt that great, and Vince Vaugh pretty much is the only reason the movie is worth watching. He carries the film 95% of the time. Jennifer Anniston does get naked in that, which might explain why its #1 at the box office.
5/10
Worth watching right there.....
That's like the movie Sirens. The movie really wasn't good at all but one thing gives it a 10/10 rating. Elle McPherson: Full Frontal Nudity.
Yeah, see the thing is, I TiVo stuff like this just so I get the ability to fast forward. I have no clue what the movie was about, but that five minutes in the lake was top notch.
I haven't seen this movie in a while, but as I recall Ms. McPherson was starkers several times during painting sessions too, wasn't she?
Ummm...could be. I only made it as far as the lake portion and decided that was all the film was good for. I only watched it because someone told me about it.
That IS all the movie's good for.
It's a dumb movie. The lake scene is the best of the Elle scenes.
i saw the omen last night. totally weak. it's been a number of years since i saw the original. julia stiles sucks. the movie wasn't scary or creepy and the two or three times they take the cheap startle you tactic i just laughed. i wouldn't recommend this to anyone.
4.5/10
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moonhead wrote:i saw _________ last night. totally weak. [insert wildly mediocre actor] sucks. the movie wasn't scary or creepy and the two or three times they take the cheap startle you tactic i just laughed. i wouldn't recommend this to anyone.
4.5/10
Here I edited this to serve as a template for the other 80% of horror movies out there.
Watched Green Street Hooligans last night. I thought it might be hokey since they try to make us believe that wussy little Elijah Wood could actually kick some guys a$$, but it was pretty good. Those cockney accents are impossible to understand, but the fight scenes were good...the way they were filmed reminded me of 28 Days Later. I guess you have to watch it with an open mind since the subject matter is something that doesn't really happen in American culture, but overall it was an enjoyable film with lots of violence.
Doesn't it suck to get beat at Fantasy Football...by a girl?
I've got a LOT of reviews stored up. I'll break out a few
House of Wax- 6/10 Eh I feel slightly generous. Some cool death scenes and 2 hot chicks. You could do worse
Alexander-6.5/10 I've heard from people this movie was terrible, but personally I didn't think it was that bad. Certainly not the greatest movie- it did get slow in parts, but still I thought colin farrell did a good job portraying Alexander.
Hide and Seek-5/10 meh, shades of secret window(far superior) as far as the storyline so I didn't like that. Deniro is above this stuff... average is all I can say.
Venom-3.5/10 a horror flick set in the swamps of louisiana( if anyone can remember) . Bad acting, weak special effects. Just a dull movie. Only redeeming quality is the hot chicks, but cmon that's not enough... Skip this one.