Metroid wrote: SwiperNoSwiping wrote:
Planes Trains and Automobiles.
I love the scene right after John Candy gets his coat stuck behind him while driving and they get spun around and they're going the wrong way....
Other driver: YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
Neal: He says we're going the wrong way...
Del: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
Yeah, that was great.
I liked this one too:
Neal: What's the flight situation?
Del: Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.
Neal: I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Del: Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.
Neal: Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?
Del: I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.
And the famous:
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!