BrutallyHuge wrote:Watched Batman Begins yesterday.
Very good....very gritty. Not perfect...but 100000x better than Schumacher.
word. that guy sucked. he put nipples on the bat suit. jerk.
If I were to rank the Batman movies, I would say:
Batman Begins - 9/10 (best cast of Batman, great director... loses half a point for Katie Holmes, but gains points for starting over the franchise since it was ruined in the last run.)
Batman - 8.5/10 (Batman is miscast as the sort of wimpy Michael Keaton, and Tim Burton doesn't read comic books and changes the story all around, but as a stand alone film, this is great stuff - Jack Nicholson steals the show... loses points for killing off the best villain)
Batman Returns - 7.5/10 (I have really mixed feelings about this one... I love the sexual tension between Catwoman and Batman; Michelle Pfeiffer's costume is amazing. Danny Devito is ok as the Penguin - the plot is interesting, the payoff suffers a little... they tease us with a cliffhanger end that never gets followed up on because Joel Schumaker sucks)
Batman Forever - 4/10 (Nicole Kidman was kind of hot in it; Chris O'Donell is the worst actor ever; Val Kilmer seems disinterested; Jim Carrey is borderline good/borderline annoying as the Riddler and Tommy Lee Jones is forgettable as Two-Face. The darkness and great plotline with Catwoman from the 2nd film is thrown away for camp! Boo! Schumaker couldn't make a worse film)
Batman and Robin - 1/10 (Oh wait, yes he can! Chris O'Donell is the worst actor ever, and so he is paired with the similarly talented Alicia Silverstone! Wait no! Arnold is the worst actor ever! Ugh, George Clooney is more disinterested than Val Kilmer and has openly admitted that this was all about the payday... and Batman had nipples - what's up with that?)