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by **The Super Friends** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:04 pm

1. Meter Maids will stop local boycott of team and increase revenue.
2. Packer fans go back to hating Chris Hovan, oh wait he won’t be on the team anymore, not like a Packer fan would notice.
3. “Only play when I want to play” slogan officially retired along with “Vikings steal Hershel Walker” media release.
4. Teammates can stop listening to “I love Randy” brainwashing tapes.
5. Reggie Fowler can stop worrying about trade rumors and get to the business of firing Mike Tice.
6. Referee who was splashed by Moss’s water bottle will finally start calling penalties against Viking opponents.
7. All watches can be set back from :58 to :60 minutes.
8. Packer Fans go back to hating Chris Hovan. (They still haven’t figured it out.)
9. TEAM added back to Viking dictionary after being removed by Moss.
10. Al Davis grows his hair into a big Fro (Actually great for all fans)

by **TTTBone** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:10 pm

Great list. ;-D

The Super Friends wrote:10. Al Davis grows his hair into a big Fro (Actually great for all fans)

How cool would that be?

BTW, I think I speak for most Packer fans when I say we always thought Hovan was kind of a bad WWF joke.

by **Goatwhacker** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:20 pm

The Super Friends wrote:2. Packer fans go back to hating Chris Hovan, oh wait he won’t be on the team anymore, not like a Packer fan would notice.

8. Packer Fans go back to hating Chris Hovan. (They still haven’t figured it out.)

When did we stop hating Hovan? Hey us Packer fans have plenty of room in our hearts to hate more than just Moss, give us some credit. It would be nice if the Vikes re-sign Hovan though as it would allow us to concentrate our contempt more effectively.