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by **no1cowboysfan** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:10 pm

lbjackal wrote:Looks more like a Russian bad guy to me. A White Russian, some might say. He's probably a freakin nihilist too.

Must be a coward... ;-)

by **SeaWolf** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:25 pm

Heck, I didn't even know Brosnan wasn't going to do it. :~(

Lets hope the next guy does better than George Lazenby or Timothy Dalton. :-P

I thought Brosnan was the second best Bond ever, behind Connery of course. ;-D

by **34=Sweetness** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:26 pm

They should bring Sean Connery back. That would be awesome ;-D

by **MadScott** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:50 pm

34=Sweetness wrote:They should bring Sean Connery back. That would be awesome

Amen man!

Don't know if anyone else saw the pre-Oscar Ebert/Roper red carpet special but Ebert stuck a mike in Owens' face and asked him point blank if he was going to be the next Bond. He said that he wouldn't comment on it beyond that it's just a rumor. Sounds like he's all sewed up, unless the Postons are negotiating for him. :-D

These two guys conjure the image of two words in my mind: Timothy Daulton. :-o

by **MCG321** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:03 am

34=Sweetness wrote:They should bring Sean Connery back. That would be awesome

Rue the day, Trebek!

by **Azrael** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:19 am

MCG321 wrote:
34=Sweetness wrote:They should bring Sean Connery back. That would be awesome

Rue the day, Trebek!

And your answer is "suck it, Trebek...fantastic".

I think McMahon looks like a James Bond.

by **Dr. Duran Duran** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:49 pm

I was kind of hoping Hugh Jackman would be up for the role. I guess he either bowed out or wasn't picked to begin with. Still, I'd pay to see Connery do it again, even if he's in his 70's.

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen!

by **no1cowboysfan** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:18 pm

Trebek - This famous Ringo was the "Starr" drummer for the Beatles.

Connery - Craven Moorehead.

Trebek - Who is "Craven Moorehead"?

Connery - Well apparently, you are, you beef-witted applejohn. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!

by **Superman in Training** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:56 am

no1cowboysfan wrote:Trebek - This famous Ringo was the "Starr" drummer for the Beatles.

Connery - Craven Moorehead.

Trebek - Who is "Craven Moorehead"?

Connery - Well apparently, you are, you beef-witted applejohn. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!

Man I love that re-occuring skit!!!!! One of my favs of all time

I am almost positive that Clive Owen will be the next Bond ;-D

by **awwchrist** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:24 am

Sean Connery: I'll take "I Have a Hard-on" for $600.

[close-up to board, the category "I Have a Chardonnay" is edited to read "I Have a Hardon".]

Alex Trebek: I don't believe this. Where did you get that magic marker? We frisked you in on the way in here.

Sean Connery: I didn't have it in my pocket.

Alex Trebek: That's disgusting. Please.

Sean Connery: I bet if you frisked me, you would have found it.

Alex Trebek: All right, that's enough.

Sean Connery: Because I was keeping it in my butt.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01tjeopardy.phtml

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