-Reminds me of my favorite Raymond Berry quote, when he was coach of the Patriots. Someone took him to hear a concert by the Boston Pops Orchestra, and afterward Berry was asked what he thought of it.
"Wonderful," he said, "and the best thing about it was that they let them play. There was no one hitting them in the head, trying to disrupt their concentration."
Just picturing the orchestra getting hit in the head slays me.