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Postby Xtreme » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:11 pm

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Sixxgunn wrote:I am so seriously lost on where this thread went I'm embarrassed to ask.But,at the risk of looking like a moron,I'll bite.What in the heck is this Ron Mexico stuff?I'm not even gonna get into the decoding area,that just doesn't interest me.Unless of course it's related,which it may be since,like Towlie, I have no idea what's going on.


Okay Sixx, Mike Vick is being sued by a woman for allegedly giving her Herpes. She also claims that when we went to get treatment for his "condition", he would use the alias Ron Mexico.

That's about it.


"we" means you and the lady who got herpes. Are you Michael Vick? Or Ron Mexico??


Dammit, worst typo ever! :-t
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Postby jjdub » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:14 pm

I have heard that it is his "porn star name" his middle name is Ron and he grew up on Mexico street... but I don't know if it is true (I haven't even checked to see if his middle name is ron)
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Postby maddog60 » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:47 am

jjdub wrote:I have heard that it is his "porn star name" his middle name is Ron and he grew up on Mexico street... but I don't know if it is true (I haven't even checked to see if his middle name is ron)


Ah, the fun games we play as kids. Still I think the best name ever contrived via that system was by my own friend. She lived on Devil's Hole Lane.
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Postby MCG321 » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:36 pm

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mtryanks12 wrote:I still can't read it. split the words into two please.



I'll tell you what we'll do a numerical substitution.... Go get your decoder ring....

"6-18-5-5 19-5-24 5-4"


does A=1, B=2, and so on??


I think so, considering it would then spell out " - - - - - e-d"

Oh, and to the point of the thread, it's obvious the woman is money hungry, but not that it matters. Lawsuit or not Vick can't pass, and that's going to be his biggest problem in the next 10 years, possibly his life.


this is what my decoding ended up like:

Freeseyed

is that right??


This thread, for some odd reason, depresses me. :~(
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Postby CC » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:50 pm

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jjdub wrote:I have heard that it is his "porn star name" his middle name is Ron and he grew up on Mexico street... but I don't know if it is true (I haven't even checked to see if his middle name is ron)


Ah, the fun games we play as kids. Still I think the best name ever contrived via that system was by my own friend. She lived on Devil's Hole Lane.


So, I have no middle name and my street name is Victoria. :-o
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Postby Canacuna » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:05 am

I always thought that it was the name of your first pet and your mom's maiden name?

In that case, my porn-name would be Woody Dietrich - which is pretty good.

If it's this crazy middle name and street name way, it would be Bob Blossey. Ugh.

...it's better than "Victoria", though. ;-)
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Postby maddog60 » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:01 pm

Oh man, this gets better. The REAL Ron Mexico is suing for the use of his name. What's even scarier is that there actually are at least three Ron Mexico's, if not more. Wow.

Of course the first line of the article is just awful when you consider the initial STD allegations:

"The NFL is trying to stop the spread of Ron Mexico."

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-falcons-ronmexicojerseys&prov=ap&type=lgns
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Postby mtryanks12 » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:14 pm

Now this is scary. I feel sad.
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Postby proKrastinate » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:35 pm

its funny how something starts out so insignificant, and before you know it...
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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:18 am

The NFL has deemed the use of the name Ron Mexico to be unhealthy,hence illegal.No requests for the Mexico/Vick jerseys have been filled,and you will now get a message saying that the name is banned from use.What if I was the real Ron Mexico,a Vick fan,and wanted a jersey?Wouldn't that violate my rights?


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=a ... &type=lgns
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