Plindsey88 wrote:I wonder who handicaps Conclaves.... And what the hell does he do in an offseason that last 26 years?
Well it's obvious, he's been playing Fantasy Clergymen. "With pick 1.1 of the Fantasy Clergy draft, the Holy rollers select, Cardinal Francis Arinze, Nigeria."
Mel Kiper's take: "Well Arinze is as holy as they come. He graded out well at the papal combine and shows a unique ability to bless as well as forgive at the same time. Well worth the selection here."
Sorry, couldn't resist.