20-1 odds on Cardinal Scola isn't half bad. I've had my ear to the ground for the last couple years, and I've heard quite a bit of home town whispering that Signore Scola is coming into the race with some excellent demographics under his cap.
Anyone want to join my Fantasy Papal Dynasty League? $30 buy-in, 75% payout to the league champ.
Plindsey88 wrote:I wonder who handicaps Conclaves.... And what the hell does he do in an offseason that last 26 years?
Well it's obvious, he's been playing Fantasy Clergymen. "With pick 1.1 of the Fantasy Clergy draft, the Holy rollers select, Cardinal Francis Arinze, Nigeria."
Mel Kiper's take: "Well Arinze is as holy as they come. He graded out well at the papal combine and shows a unique ability to bless as well as forgive at the same time. Well worth the selection here."
Sorry, couldn't resist.
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me.
Plindsey88 wrote:I wonder who handicaps Conclaves.... And what the hell does he do in an offseason that last 26 years?
Well it's obvious, he's been playing Fantasy Clergymen. "With pick 1.1 of the Fantasy Clergy draft, the Holy rollers select, Cardinal Francis Arinze, Nigeria."
Mel Kiper's take: "Well Arinze is as holy as they come. He graded out well at the papal combine and shows a unique ability to bless as well as forgive at the same time. Well worth the selection here."
Plindsey88 wrote:I wonder who handicaps Conclaves.... And what the hell does he do in an offseason that last 26 years?
Well it's obvious, he's been playing Fantasy Clergymen. "With pick 1.1 of the Fantasy Clergy draft, the Holy rollers select, Cardinal Francis Arinze, Nigeria."
Mel Kiper's take: "Well Arinze is as holy as they come. He graded out well at the papal combine and shows a unique ability to bless as well as forgive at the same time. Well worth the selection here."
Sorry, couldn't resist.
I just laughed out loud and woke up my newborn son. damn you!
Plindsey88 wrote:I wonder who handicaps Conclaves.... And what the hell does he do in an offseason that last 26 years?
Well it's obvious, he's been playing Fantasy Clergymen. "With pick 1.1 of the Fantasy Clergy draft, the Holy rollers select, Cardinal Francis Arinze, Nigeria."
Mel Kiper's take: "Well Arinze is as holy as they come. He graded out well at the papal combine and shows a unique ability to bless as well as forgive at the same time. Well worth the selection here."
Sorry, couldn't resist.
I just laughed out loud and woke up my newborn son. damn you!
We aim to please!
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me.
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