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Postby warrick95 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:05 pm

If you have a significant other who doesn't know football at all (I'm sure many of us, unfortunately do), show these to her. I bet she'll have no clue how commonly used and clean they are. It's incredible how many football terms can double as innuendo. ;-D

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.

http://www.askmen.com/jokes/2005_apr/apr06.html
Got them from that link.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:09 pm

funny, funny stuff. "He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow..."

classic. ;-D
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:27 pm

That's a funny list...Something just doesn't sound right about #10. Haha.
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Postby ljthockey » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:33 pm

hahah these lists are funny ive seen the wrestling one and a few others never the football one good post ;-D
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:41 pm

SwiperNoSwiping wrote:That's a funny list...Something just doesn't sound right about #10. Haha.


LOL #2 also :-o
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Postby black_hawk8888 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:49 pm

Try combining them too. Its hilarious!

He bangs it in...through the hole...and could go all the way

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Postby Mercer Boy » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:12 am

no1cowboysfan wrote:funny, funny stuff. "He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow..."

classic. ;-D


That is absolutely the worst one ever. You have to think when the announcer says that he's illiciting a viewer response. }:-)

Good list, think I've seen it before, but still funny. :-b


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Postby Guttpuppy » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:29 am

Mercer Boy wrote:(Return of the Archivist - http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=60537)


I knew I had seen these posted here before...somehow I knew you'd dig it up. ;-)
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:31 am

good to know we chose the same one... :-b

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Postby MCG321 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:41 am

Mercer Boy wrote:
no1cowboysfan wrote:funny, funny stuff. "He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow..."

classic. ;-D


That is absolutely the worst one ever. You have to think when the announcer says that he's illiciting a viewer response. }:-)


I believe Madden says it in Madden '05. :-)
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