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Postby Manja » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:13 am

Madden also says "90 percent of the time, the game is half mental." I'm still wondering what that means...
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Postby mtryanks12 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:46 am

MCG321 wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:
no1cowboysfan wrote:funny, funny stuff. "He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow..."

classic. ;-D


That is absolutely the worst one ever. You have to think when the announcer says that he's illiciting a viewer response. }:-)


I believe Madden says it in Madden '05. :-)


I know he does, he just said it when I was playing an hour ago.

I think these are funny, especially

4. He found a hole and slid through it.

that one cr acked (filter protection) me up :-b
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Postby joshyboy72 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:16 am

That was a nice way to start off my morning. :-b :-o
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Postby IRON CHEF » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:25 am

Pretty funny ;-D
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Postby Vikes Rule 88 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:03 pm

Manja wrote:Madden also says "90 percent of the time, the game is half mental." I'm still wondering what that means...


he means most of the game is 50-50, while the other 10% of the game is more mental (probably 2 min warning and whatnot) Thats how I interpret it


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Postby hastur » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:00 pm

I wish I could remember the stand-up comic who said this:

"I used to be a tight-end, but now I'm a wide receiver"

This is sort of out of context, but it was funny at the time.


Great post! :-)
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Postby Calyxes » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:28 pm

funny post
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Postby portisfan24 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:33 pm

Oh there are all sorts of dirty jokes to be made about "tight ends" :-b
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Postby MadScott » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:24 pm

portisfan24 wrote:Oh there are all sorts of dirty jokes to be made about "tight ends" :-b
They always seem to be the "butt" of the joke. :-D Does anyone else remember when Joe Montana was on SNL years ago. There was rumor that he was "a little light in the loafers" if you will and they took that and made it into a skit. In it he told some lady that he played QB and that his job was to make passes at TEs. :-D Eh, you probably had to see it but it was funny as all Hell.
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Postby Azrael » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:27 pm

Favorite Maddenism "Here's a guy who can see better when he has his contacts in".
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