Shockey and Tara Reid?

[awwchrist]

And yes, her boob job is atrocious.

Once you've seen one pair of boobies, you wanna see em all.

[kashikis]

And yes, her boob job is atrocious.

Once you've seen one pair of boobies, you wanna see em all.

Exactly, plus if it is that repulsive just roll her over and stick her face in some coke. She wont care and you won't have to see anything you dont wanna.

[Flux]

I thought Shockey and Tara were going out like 2 or 3 years ago...

[SwiperNoSwiping]

And yes, her boob job is atrocious.

Once you've seen one pair of boobies, you wanna see em all.

Exactly, plus if it is that repulsive just roll her over and stick her face in some coke. She wont care and you won't have to see anything you dont wanna.

Yep, exactly. Haha.

Or tell her to open up and say 'ahhhhh'..

[LBJackal]

If I was Shockey I'd do better than a crack whore with nasty boobs. She's a disgusting person all around.

[PackerAttack84]

Maybe he is trying to get Lindsey Lohan, since her and Tara are good friends. They both get boob jobs together.

[TTTBone]

Well, in the nasty spirit of this thread, you may want to check out http://awfulplasticsurgery.com/.

[Goatwhacker]

I wonder if Shockey makes into the end zone with Tara or if he's still getting stopped at the one yard line.

[Superman in Training]

She aint so bad....
the boob slip was funny though she had no clue! Man I laughed so hard at that..

I love her in "The Big Lebowski" though... classic line

"I'll ---- your ----- for a thousand dollars"
"Brandt can't watch though or he has to pay fifty"


"Uh..... I'm gonna go find a cash machine"

[Canacuna]

Tara Reid used to be pretty cute. Now she's just trashy... she's been passed around like no other and has the botched boob-job thing goin' for her... you'd think Shockey could do better.