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Postby awwchrist » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:16 am

no1cowboysfan wrote:And yes, her boob job is atrocious.


Once you've seen one pair of boobies, you wanna see em all.
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Postby kashikis » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:50 am

awwchrist wrote:
no1cowboysfan wrote:And yes, her boob job is atrocious.


Once you've seen one pair of boobies, you wanna see em all.


Exactly, plus if it is that repulsive just roll her over and stick her face in some coke. She wont care and you won't have to see anything you dont wanna.
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Postby Flux » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:56 am

I thought Shockey and Tara were going out like 2 or 3 years ago...
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:57 am

kashikis wrote:
awwchrist wrote:
no1cowboysfan wrote:And yes, her boob job is atrocious.


Once you've seen one pair of boobies, you wanna see em all.


Exactly, plus if it is that repulsive just roll her over and stick her face in some coke. She wont care and you won't have to see anything you dont wanna.


Yep, exactly. Haha.

Or tell her to open up and say 'ahhhhh'..
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Postby LBJackal » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:55 pm

If I was Shockey I'd do better than a crack whore with nasty boobs. She's a disgusting person all around.
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Postby PackerAttack84 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:36 pm

Maybe he is trying to get Lindsey Lohan, since her and Tara are good friends. They both get boob jobs together.
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Postby TTTBone » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:53 pm

Well, in the nasty spirit of this thread, you may want to check out http://awfulplasticsurgery.com/. :-o
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Postby Goatwhacker » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:26 pm

I wonder if Shockey makes into the end zone with Tara or if he's still getting stopped at the one yard line.
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Postby Superman in Training » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:27 pm

She aint so bad....
the boob slip was funny though she had no clue! Man I laughed so hard at that..

I love her in "The Big Lebowski" though... classic line

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Postby Canacuna » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:17 am

Tara Reid used to be pretty cute. Now she's just trashy... she's been passed around like no other and has the botched boob-job thing goin' for her... you'd think Shockey could do better.
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