A man is dating three women, and wants to pick one to marry. He >decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000,
>and watches to see what they do with the money. > > > >The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, >gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and >dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done >this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so >much............The man was impressed. > > >The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set >of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. >As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the >money >on him because she loves him so much........................... Again, >the man is impressed > >The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several >times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the >remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
>their future because she loves him so much................Obviously, >the man was impressed. > >The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
>money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>That's men for you.
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Homeless, I thought this thread, by the subject name, was gonna be something about you three women at the same time, and you needed advice, or you wanted to brag or something like that.
Homeless, I thought this thread, by the subject name, was gonna be something about you three women at the same time, and you needed advice, or you wanted to brag or something like that.
Man, my mind is messed.
It really was you and the three women ... wasn't it, Homey???
I'm just a little Hawaiian and a homesick Island boy,
I want to go back to my fish and poi ...