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Postby Homeless » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:43 am

A man is dating three women, and wants to pick one to marry. He
>decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000,

>and watches to see what they do with the money.
>
>
>
>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
>gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and
>dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
>this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so
>much............The man was impressed.
>
>
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
>of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
>As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
>money
>on him because she loves him so much...........................
Again,
>the man is impressed
>
>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
>times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
>remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for

>their future because she loves him so much................Obviously,
>the man was impressed.
>
>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

>money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

>That's men for you.


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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:51 am

Hahahaha, gotta stick to the basics! 8-o ;-D :-b
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Postby Flux » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:53 am

:-b ;-D
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:55 am

Haha. That was great. I had a hunch something like that was coming at the end, but that was a good one.
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Postby kashikis » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:01 am

lol, i thought one was gonna use the $ for a boob job to win
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:20 pm

We stick to what we know...
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Postby kevinoc81 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:27 pm

Well if he had enough spare change laying around to give each of them $5,000 I doubt he needed anything more than some arm candy.
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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:16 pm

Funny :-b

Homeless, I thought this thread, by the subject name, was gonna be something about you three women at the same time, and you needed advice, or you wanted to brag or something like that.

Man, my mind is messed.
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Postby Lushcrush » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:04 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:Funny :-b

Homeless, I thought this thread, by the subject name, was gonna be something about you three women at the same time, and you needed advice, or you wanted to brag or something like that.

Man, my mind is messed.


It really was you and the three women ... wasn't it, Homey??? :-b
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Postby awwchrist » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:07 pm

Dating three women at once, although incredibly exciting at times, no doubt contributed to a few grey hairs.
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