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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:52 pm

ravage wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:And they buy you gifts?? You're supposed to do that for the lady, they don;t do it for you.

ANy one else agree??
Quit being a neanderthal mtr. The world is much bigger than that. Besides I'm a stay at home dad. My wife makes all the money.


I'm not being a caveman. It's the polite thing to do. If you're a stay at home dad, that different. but being married is totally different than just having a gi rlfirend.
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Postby Superman in Training » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:06 pm

Is this thing for real??? Man that is nuts.. It would make a funny gag gift, but I couldn't even waste the money for that....

I don't know what is funnier though the website or all the post that followed ;-D
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:18 pm

See girlfriends are like prostitutes without the prospect of guaranteed intercourse, and only slightly less venereal disease. Either way you end up poor. :-D
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Postby portisfan24 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:51 pm

34=Sweetness wrote:See girlfriends are like prostitutes without the prospect of guaranteed intercourse, and only slightly less venereal disease. Either way you end up poor. :-D



hahaha nice. :-b

I like pack and MTR's relationship advice. Its pretty good :-b
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Postby Nilmerf » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:46 am

Haha, the only available girls are ones that probably no one would want in real life anyway. 8-o

That Lauren and Jennifer are hot. But I doubt they'd be the ones wasting their time chatting online or whatnot.

And about girlfriends costing money.. it all depends. Some of the girls I've known, I just can't open my wallet fast enough. Others I don't even offer to pay for and then chuckle about it later to myself.

If you've seen that Seinfeld episode.. it's all about having the hand.
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Postby awwchrist » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:44 am

50 bucks for a couple emails?

Hell, for 50 bucks you can get a lot more for your dollar in Vegas or New Orleans.

Not that I would know...
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Postby J2thez929 » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:34 am

awwchrist wrote:50 bucks for a couple emails?

Hell, for 50 bucks you can get a lot more for your dollar in Vegas or New Orleans.

Not that I would know...


LOL, I'll take my 50 bucks and go right to the nearest strip club. Now that, my friend, is much much better than a couple of e-mails :-D
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:01 am

mtryanks12 wrote:
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SwiperNoSwiping wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote: It's much easier to actually get one, and it could be for free.


Dude, you will learn that friends are not even close to free. They will bleed you dry. Haha.


Remember, he is in 8th grade, so either one of the two things happens: #1, you don't go out long enough to do anything with her that actually costs money. #2, at our age we don't really pay for the s, we are still in middle school, not exactly ''serious'' relationships.


Pack, yeah you gotta pay for them in middle school. and at our school, the gir ls expect a lot from us guys, so they feel special and different from the other gi rls with guyfriends. man my money is going down teh drain. Is it the same way at your school??


Man,I'm glad I grew up when I did.All they wanted then was someone to be nice to them,walk them home,once in a blue moon you go get ice cream or a soda and maybe,maybe,if they were lucky a single carnation from the school Valentines day flower sale!So overall,a date would cost you like $6.Girls have sure come along way since watching these money hungry women on TV and the movies,huh?
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Postby kashikis » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:03 am

This is offically the saddest thing I've ever seen.
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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